Friday, December 30, 2005

Cheese Friday: Cheese truck mishap

Truck Full Of Cheese Leaves The 101 Freeway

(CBS) AGOURA HILLS, Calif. A driver allegedly abandoned his big rig, loaded with mozzarella cheese after it overturned on the southbound Ventura (US-101) Freeway in Agoura Hills.

The cheese was described as “Little Caesar’s mozzarella cheese.”

Click here for the video

Mr. DNA (would never run away from cheese)

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Time To Ditch The Donuts?

Michael Vale, the Dunkin Donuts dude, died on Christmas Eve. He's not a movie start or anything, but I would like to say that he had some impact on my life (the bit around the middle, more accurately).
Give it up for the donut guy.

thePrisoner (donut)

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Cinematical: Good News For Kane (and all kids)

Currently, production has already started on Toy Story 3, and there will soon be an announcement regarding another sequel which will be chosen amongst several scripts. So far it seems the frontrunners include Finding Nemo and Monsters Inc.


Monday, December 26, 2005

Switched To Sanka: Dead

Goodbye, Mr. Vargas.

Vincent Sciavelli, age 57.

The Story Of Christ, as told by rapping camels

This offends even me...

thePrisoner ( shalom etc. )

Read more at www.americangreetings.c...

Friday, December 23, 2005

Happy Birthday to my car

This is how I roll,yo.
Peace, out.
--thePrisoner (from Sidekick)

Charity Begins In The "Used" Bin

The RIAA 'splains where all your CD buying dollars go. It seems that 'hooks & blow' are considered miscellaneous.
No wonder these folks are suing little old ladies over their vast collection of Stain'd MP3s.

Get a laugh here then cast your mind back and leave a comment about what the last CD was you bought, and what you hope they did the money. I know that for some of you, it was a long time ago.

The last CD I bought was for an Xmas gift, so it's a secret.

thePrisoner (I don't steal music, I get it from the Puma)

What I Want For Xmas...


Remember "Look The Other Way Tuesday"?
Sure y'do!
Now the good folks at have composed a website to assist any multiplex friendly film watcher get his/her money worth.

Click here.

thePrisoner (don't steal movies)

Cheese Friday: Cheese snacks for the Holidays!

Mr. Food's Crispy Cheese Poppers

1-1/2 dozen

• 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
• 1 fresh jalapeño pepper, stem and seeds removed, chopped
• ¼ cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 18 wonton wrappers (from a 16-ounce package), thawed if frozen
• 1-½ cups vegetable oil

1. In a medium bowl, combine the cream cheese, chopped jalapeño, and Parmesan cheese; mix well.
2. Place a wonton wrapper on a flat work surface. Dip your fingers in a small bowl of water and moisten the edges of the wrapper. Place about 1 tablespoon of the cheese mixture in the center of the wrapper and fold diagonally to form a triangle. Seal the edges firmly with your fingers. Continue with the remaining cheese mixture and wonton wrappers.
3. In a large deep skillet, heat the vegetable oil until hot but not smoking. Fry the wontons in batches for 30 seconds per side, or until crisp and golden. Remove with a slotted spoon to drain on a paper towel-lined platter. Serve immediately.

MR. FOOD, OOH IT'S SO GOOD!! and the Mr. Food® caricature logo are trademarks of Ginsburg Enterprises Incorporated. Recipes and other Mr. Food® materials may not be reprinted without the express written permission of Ginsburg Enterprises Incorporated.

Please Mr. Food, don't sue me. I had to share.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Xmas fun from Jocko-Homo

Use your arrow keys to play.

Apparently this is really silly and fun, but one of my arrow keys no workie.
Sucks for me, fun for you!
I'm a giver. Give, give, give. That's me. Someone gives to me, I give to all.
Altruistic you might say.


Tuesday, December 20, 2005

No Reason

no reason

QDB: Quote #591986: Why Atheists Suck At Trivia

Nassty; So we were playing a peaceful game of Trivial pursuit... and the Question is "What are the first 3 words of the bible?" Before I even finish the question, my friend jumps in and says, "Once upon a time..."


Monday, December 19, 2005

Better Than Crack, wastes a little time too

This game rocks.

Played 2x, please try to beat my record. Or even better, explain just what the hell this game is about.

thePrisoner (never wears a helmet

Adventures At Work

This is a true story:
I made a DVD of a project for my bosses to review. Usually they come into the edit bay and have me hit the space-bar and sit there while they look at something that they've never seen before (even though they've already told the client how great it is). But I digress...
So the DVD, I made it in iDVD and it has a basic start up screen (brushed aluminum)and a little button that shows you a clip of the video.
So my boss, K____ has had the DVD for about 30 minutes, no word. Then she staggers into the edit bay with her Dell laptop.

"Dude, dude, major problemo" she begins,"this window thing is too small to make out the text."

"Uh, K____ it's a button"
"A what?"
"Click it"

She clicks the button and the video begins playing full frame.

"It's okay" she calls back to me as she staggers out of the room, "I fixed it!"

So I loaded up Craigslist and started browsing the jobs.

thePrisoner (it's ok, I fixed it)

A Timely Guide To 'King Kong' For the Fidgety

This weekend I saw the film King Kong My two-word-review:


This film is way better than the Lord Of The Rings Tri-ology, however it could be a tad shorter (a big tad shorter) and this article on the Washington Post's website agrees.

If you have not seen the movie their handy guide will make the three hours and seven minutes just fly by...

Read more at Th'Post.

thePrisoner (come on you LOTR geeks, I can take it)

Friday, December 16, 2005

Cheese Friday: More with Cheese and drugs!

Flawed drug test mistakes cheese for cocaine
Thursday Dec 15
The Scotsman

AN INTERNATIONALLY recognised test for cocaine is flawed - and can throw up positive results from powdered milk and parmesan cheese, say scientists. Laboratory research shows that the "Scott test" can fail to detect the drug in some samples and can wrongly identify it in some substances where no cocaine is present.

The test, introduced in 1973, is used by many police forces as a preliminary check on substances they suspect to be cocaine. A positive result is not enough to secure a conviction, but can lead to suspects being detained until a forensic laboratory completes a detailed analysis using mass spectrometry.

"I swear officer, it's not cocaine. I'm making Chicken tetrazzini."

-Mr. DNA (never cut coke or meth with Ajax)

Thursday, December 15, 2005

V for Vendetta

Good Trailer, I got chills.


Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Damn, I wanted to change MY name to that.

Heywood... sounds kinds cool eh?

Why is good.

bash dot org is a collection of quotes that were culled from the internet. They have an rss feed to update you with some real doozies.

This was pulled from a chat room of some kind:

orangemunky: yes, but can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism???
Q-13: I can now, dumbass!
orangemunky: ........
orangemunky: shit

Do you get it? That's how I feel, all the time.

thePrisoner (...)

PhotoSlop Monday... with a message

I apologize for the poor taste of this joke.

thePrisoner (never killed no body)

Monday, December 12, 2005

It's so lame, it's cool.


Now you can go back in time and chat old school style with this fun retro red receiver that connects to a cell phone. Works with most phones but includes adaptors, just in case! Item is 2.5”x8” Cord about 19” long. Ring! It’s for you. Click Here. $20
-Found on boing boing

I'd like one for X-mas, but does it come in black?

Photoslop Monday: Judgment Day

On a very special Photoslop Monday...Stanley "Tookie" Williams is awaiting California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision on clemency, which would commute his death sentence to life in prison without the possibility of parole. On Friday, the governor described his looming decision as "a very heavy responsibility." The last California governor to grant clemency was Ronald Regan in 1967, who spared the life of a mentally ill killer.
-From CNN and NPR

You make the call.

Please have all submissions in by Tuesday 9:00PM PST. If you are not a member of the SmartPatrol and wish to participate send your entry to me. Click on Mr. DNA, under contributors, for the email address.

Last weeks winner was thePrisoner with his "Toby's Secret" entry.
Thanks to everyone who entered.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Friday, December 09, 2005

Cheese Friday: Jessica Booth, evil idiot.

Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese

The Associated Press
Tuesday, December 6, 2005; 7:01 PM

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to steal the "cocaine" and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine _ inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs _ only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark.


It's Jason's birthday. Give him a call.
--thePrisoner (from Sidekick)

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Scott Baio bangs his 1,000th model and wins a fuckin' Toyota Camry!

HOLLYWOOD CA: Last night everyones fav T.V. babysitter Scott Baio bangs his 1,000th model and wins a Toyota Camry. Baio was stumbling home when out of nowhere the prize patrol confronts him with a hefty pat on the back and some shiny new car keys. When asked if he was surprised by all of this Mr. Baio stated "Of course I am surprised I thought I fucked a thousand models years ago and as a matter of fact if your handing out Camry's for every 1,000 models I give the Chachi log to then I figure you owe me 2 more Camry's." He then insulted the prize patrol camera man by saying "Hopefully they give out prizes for fuckin' fat chicks then you might be in for a Moped." Adding insult to injury the camera man was none other than Baio's estranged son Barney Baio. Barney pointed out to producers that indeed Mr. Baio was his father but he had not seen him in years. Mr. Baio replied "Oh hey you are my son huh? Sorry kid it's been a while I haven't seen your mom since I gave her the business end of my weiner." A fight erupted but ended almost as soon as it began when Barney Baio took a swing at his pop and cut his hand open on Scott's feathered hair sending him and Scott's hair to Westwood memorial hospital where Mr. Baio's hair was in serious but stable conditioner.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

History in the Making

In a bold move, the BBC has decided to counter “the Most Watched Network” on television with their own highly anticipated fashion show. Execs for the British network have been quoted as saying “It’s been 130 years in the making, and the old gal has never looked better!”

-Submitted by Tony Hope


Monday, December 05, 2005

CBS Press release

CBS announces the December 6th broadcast of the 2005 Victoria's Secret Fashion show will be the first in its new Pixelvision 360™ format.

"The Colombia Broadcasting System is committed to developing cutting edge technology in order to provide the viewing public with the highest quality family programming possible for free!" raves new CBS Vice President of Standards and Practices Abner Q. Fussybottom. "Not even the largest of nipples can evade our new process, thus ensuring families will be safe for any and all sorts wardrobe malfunctions or other lascivious acts so common on other networks!" declared Mr. Fussybottom to nods of approval among several high-ranking members of the FCC in attendance. Mr Fussybottom, now sweating profusely, continued, "In these difficult times it is imperative that we do our utmost to combat the moral decay that threatens the very fabric of our society, lest those who would destroy us may use our towering technological achievements against us!" As Mr. Fussybottom finished, he thrust his fist in the air. Red, white, and blue balloons fell from the rafters to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's Born In The USA* blasted forth from the public address system. When order was restored Mr. Fussybottom added that the first fifteen seasons of Murder, She Wrote will be available for download on Apple's iTunes service in January. Mr Fussybottom then left the podium and discretely placed a call to his broker to sell all of his outstanding Viacom shares immediately.

*The version used in the George H. W. Bush presidential campaign with the second verse editied out. Something about "Killing the yellow man" or Viet Nam or something. Not a big Springsteen fan, sorry.

-Submitted by Scotty "nipple" Francisco

Who Broke The Blog?

An ill wind blows...

Photoslop Monday: CBS: No HD for VS

CBS will not show the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in HD. It turns out, fashion models in HD look ugly. Who knew?

Please have all submissions in by Tuesday 9:00PM PST. If you are not a member of the SmartPatrol and wish to participate send your entry to me. Click on Mr. DNA, under contributors, for the email address.

Last week the Judges picked thePrisoner's entry " Apology Not Accepted..." as the winner.
But the Audience Prize has been awarded to Tony Hope's entry "Alien Nation".
Congrats dudes, your prize is in the mail.
... and as always, Justin's entries hold a special place in my heart.

Keep up the good work!

Jerry, Kamikaze, Tony P., Scotty F., Puma, where have you been?

Friday, December 02, 2005


If any of this were remotely legible...

--thePrisoner (from Sidekick)

Why was this in the men's room?

Pregnancy and Alcohol Do Not Mix.

Sure, but if'n I'm in the boys room I prolly ain't 'with-child'. So I might as well order m'self a Harvey Wallbanger.

--thePrisoner (from Sidekick)

Free Show Tonight!!!!

Friday December, 2 2005 at Liam's
1087 South Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, CA
With SLAB, Mulch, Wasted Society, and The Misguided

It's SLAB's CD release party.
Show starts at 9:00 and I have no idea when we play.

Cheese Friday: Bad, bad, bad...

Mom Allegedly Spikes Mac & Cheese With Bleach

AP-10:04 am CST November 29, 2005

CORAOPOLIS, Pa. -- A mother has been charged with trying to poison her adult daughter and her daughter's family by pouring bleach into their macaroni and cheese dinner.

Moon Township, Pa., Police say 56-year-old Nancy O'Donnell is charged with four counts of both aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person after Saturday night's incident.

Police said O'Donnell poured the bleach on a meal Saturday night that her daughter, Victoria Lynn O'Donnell, was preparing for her live-in boyfriend, Jamal Scott, and their 6-year-old son and 2-year-old daughter.

Court records said Victoria Lynn O'Donnell confronted her mother who allegedly said she wanted to sicken her daughter, telling her that she didn't deserve her children.

Nancy O'Donnell is being held on $25,000 bond.