Saturday, December 30, 2006

Celebrity Death Report.

James Brown - Heart Failure

Gerald Ford - Natural Causes


Saddam Hussein - Hanging

Okay, I'll get right to it. Does a state ordered execution count in the celebrity death count? Do we need to be watching the google news page for another celeb to drop?

Who would be your pick? Add to the comments.

thePrisoner (Saddam we hardly knew ye!)

Friday, December 29, 2006

Cheese Friday™ Last of 2006

It's the last Cheese Friday™ of the year.

Celebrate accordingly.

Have a safe and Happy New Year.

Mr. DNA (never plays it safe)

Friday, December 22, 2006

Cheese Friday™ : Happy Holidays!

When you care enough to send the very best, send the gift of Cheese.

Happy Cheese Friday!

Read the story of the Christmas Cheese.

Mr. DNA (can't wait to see what Santa left under the tree)

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I promise to see this movie in a theater!

Yesterday I could care less about this movie.
... cartoon made into a movie by Michael Bay, blah, blah blah.
But today, I promise you I will see this movie, in a theater.
Really, I will actually set foot in a movie theater to take in the spectacle.

I don't know why, but I feel compelled. I'm guessing that the almighty Bay has created a new device that can hypnotize people to submit to his every whim. Of course with that promise (see above) comes the knowledge of all the past unfulfilled promises of my life. Way too many to list. So in reality on July 4th I'll probably skip this movie the same way I skipped almost all of the event movies and promises I've made in the last 9 years.

But if the movie gets released tomorrow I guarantee I'll see it! (unless I'm too busy, you know, the kids and stuff)

Mr. DNA (promises to make it up to you)

Evil Dead: The Musical! Update

Here are a few links to check out:

The official website,

the myspace page,

and some awesome testimonials.

Mr. DNA (doesn't understand the musical theater)

Another Opportunity To Vote

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Sunday, December 17, 2006

This Is Shit

thePrisoner (disgusted)

Friday, December 15, 2006

Cheese Friday™

Every Thursday night I have trouble falling asleep.

Why you ask?

Because I know when I wake up it will be Cheese Friday.

Can I get a witness?

Mr. DNA (has a very understanding wife)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

We haven't posted in a while.

I Guess we're all busy. Tis the season...

When I saw this, I thought of you.

Click on the pic to watch Dan Marino's anger management techniques in action.

Mr. DNA (not only the president, I'm also a client.)

Friday, December 01, 2006

Cheese Friday: Frequent Cheese Miles

If you buy Cheese you can get Frequent Flyer Miles.
Swiss Knight Fondues and Snack Wedges "now earn 500 American Airlines AAdvantage® miles with the purchase of specially marked boxes of Swiss Knight".


"This weekend I was handed an opened wheel of processed cheeses by a friend. He said that his brother-in-law had caught wind of a frequent flyer promotion whereby you get 500 miles for each purchase of this cheese wheel and had purchased 75,000 miles for ~$300, which also means he's got more opened cheese wheels than he knows what to do with."
Click here to read more.


-Mr. DNA (is flying high on Cheese)