Saturday, January 27, 2007

1000 Posts can't be wrong!


I was trying really hard to come up with something great for our 1000th post. But then I figured, what the hell, I'll just post some crap from somewhere else like I normally do.

There's a party at Mr. Kamikaze's tonight in celebration of our 1000th post. I have to keep my identity a secret so I won't be there. Or will I?

Mr. DNA (regrets the day he took that call from the Phoenix Foundation)

Friday, January 26, 2007

Cheese Friday™ Cheese Sampler

Man Charged With Indecent Exposure At Chuck E. Cheese
A South Portland man has been charged with indecent exposure, accused of pulling down his pants in front of customers at a business geared toward children.
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Good idea going with the mustache. It doesn't make you look creepy at all. No, really.

Iowa Amish Cheese Plant Halts Operations Over Technology Dispute
An Amish cheese plant in northeast Iowa has halted operations amid production problems and member complaints that the plant was using electricity and other modern technology to make the cheese.
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Amish elder Amos Stoltzfus was quoted as saying, " ...the cheese tasted like radio..."

UK ad regulators classify cheese as junk food
...cheese was classified as “junk food” under new advertising rules for children's television. The Daily Mail reports that the ban will come into effect this month, with all commercials promoting cheese prohibited during children's TV shows and other shows with a large proportion of young viewers...
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I think this is one of the signs of my apocalypse.

-Mr.DNA (sells Cheese to kids, only the 1st taste is free)

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Chinese Food

One of those days?

Because The German Are Funny People

Just from the theme song, this sounds like the scariest show ever.

thePrisoner (effry bod he noss yor nayym!!)

Monday, January 22, 2007

I Love Andy Griffith, I'm just not IN love with Andy Griffith.

Call me crazy, but there is something really important here. I wonder if when they show this episode years from now (and they will) the viewers will understand what Ol' Anj was getting at.

Something to consider when you notice the new camera being installed at that stop light by your house.

thePrisoner (nothing to hide but my secrets, thank you very much)

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Thank You Mask Man

This is for thePrisoner.

Mr.DNA (doesn't need a thank you)

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Nintendo Wee.

No, seriously. She did what?

(from Gizmodo)

The radio station where the infamous "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest took place (KDND-FM) is now facing a lawsuit from the victim's family. This comes just two days after 10 station employees were fired, so fired for their involvement in the woman's death.

The lawsuit appears to hinge on the fact that the on-air personalities knew of the dangers of drinking so much water in such a short period of time. It looks like the majority of you would agree with this latest development.

This lady drank so much water that she died.
At first I thought there was something funny about this story and clearly there is not. Jennifer Strange's death was completely avoidable and (as far as we know at this time) accidental. No one is going to argue that this is not tragic, she was a wife and mother and her family are sure to feel the impact of her loss for a great deal of time. However as a wife and mother didn't she have an even greater responsibility to not needlessly jeopardize her safety, health or well being?

Friday, January 12, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : What is Cheese worth to you?

-From Quad-Cities Online
"A Davenport man was facing charges Monday, after he allegedly hit his girlfriend during a quarrel over a grilled cheese sandwich... (the man) allegedly struck the woman in the face in front of two witnesses during the fight over the sandwich" Read more

-Mr. DNA (wonders: How good was that grilled Cheese sandwich?)

Friday, January 05, 2007

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

LEAKED: Apple iPhone

I'll admit I was hoping for a QWERTY style keypad. However my blind loyalty to all things Mac demands that I switch carriers and buy this little beauty ASAP.

Specs include a speaker, a full color display (Green, dark green, really dark green, and blackish green).

I'm pretty sure it comes with a game too, looks like Tetris.

thePrisoner (obey)


It's 2007.

Blog accordingly.

thePrisoner (still writing 2006 on all my prescriptions)