Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

Viagra's New Spokesmodel Has Her Work Cut Out For Her.

"Viagra: You Might Need 3 or 4 To Really Get Going"™

Friday, April 25, 2008

Is This Cool Or Stupid?

thePrisoner (ghosts rides his whip when nobody is looking)

This is your TV's 'Special Purpose'

"The unexamined life is not worth living." -

When Socrates wasn't helping the students of San Dimas High School with their history reports he was creating a philosophy of thought, he examined life, and that (along with the toga party) is his legacy.

This American Life is an excellent radio show and a pretty damn good television show on the Showtime network, it examines life. Often with the unnerving talent of presenting the human condition from an outsider's perspective. Needless to say, I love it.

This is what Reality TV should be, real, actual and not sensationalised

Watch the preview below, watch the TV show. If you don't have Showtime then download the torrents, I'm not on commission or anything.

And then, examine life.


Monday, April 21, 2008

Who Wants A Moustache Ride?

Get your very own mustache comb necklace here:
Makool Loves You

American Teen Trailer

American Teen: ""

WATCH THE TRAILER, I couldn't get it to show up here but it is awesome.

thePrisoner (now the table has grease on it)

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Henry Poole Is Here

I'm a sucker for movies like this.
We could examine why that is, or you can just meet me at the theater.
I found the trailer via Slashfilm (good site) where they have a plot synopsis etc. But you get what you need to know from the preview.

(Via /Film.)

Friday, April 18, 2008

Cheese Friday™ : Uhhh Saturday...

April 19, 2008
5:00pm to 9:30pm
Los Angeles, CA


The 1st 6th Annual National Grilled Cheese Invitational is an official, national competition with prizes awarded for four different categories of Grilled Cheese. All judging is done using standardized ballots and a patented, computerized database that scientifically tabulates the results to determine the winners. This is a serious competition and only the strong will achieve victory in The Grilled Cheese Invitational, with all the associated bragging rights available therein.

Click the image above for more details.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Hitler = Stupid

thePrisoner (hates teh Nahtzees)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Let's Go See Ira

I know how much we all love listening to This American Life on NPR. And I know that we all got Showtime when they announced that TAL (note: the kids call This American Life, TAL for short) was doing a TV show. And I know we all downloaded the episodes off the torrents right after it was on TV. And I know we all bought the DVD exclusively from Borders books when it was released...

Well now we can go see Ira, live! (tape delayed due to how far it is from Chicago to Orange County) so not 'live' so much as fresh frozen.

5/1/08 - it's a Thursday, you love Thursday!!
$20 - you love $20, Elisabeth Shue was in it!!* you love Elisabeth Shue.
see thislife.org for locations near you, or near me, like Huntington Beach which is pretty close, and they have a Cheesecake Factory right there, maybe we can get dessert afterwards.

thePrisoner (doesn't want to be the only person in the theater)

*that my friends is a pull.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Nic Cage Fans Only.

If you aren't a Nic Cage fan then this will simply melt your brain into a foam liquid that then runs out of your ears.

If you are a Nic Cage fan then this will simply melt your brain into a foam liquid that then runs out of your ears. But you'll be okay with that.

Am I getting through to you... Alva?

thePrisoner (pistachio?)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Ms. Evangeline is 2 years old today

Dad is so proud.

-Mr. DNA (can't believe how time flies)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Cheese Friday™ : Cheese for Charity?

Some Cheese related stuff happened in New Zealand (home of Xena, LOTR, Sir Edmund Hilary, kiwis, sheep, etc...)

"Outcry over online auction of cheese

The offer for sale of a charred block of cheese from the site of the Icepak Coolstores fire has been condemned as immoral and disturbing. (Editor's note - people died)

Icepak Group owner ... said he would be upset to find that someone had stolen the cheese, because Icepak acted as a bailee for the product and did not own it.

"It is totally unacceptable, illegal, totally immoral and all those other things."

The seller of the cheese on Trade Me ... said ... he had received permission to take the cheese for the purpose of raising funds for the Fire Service.

-Mr. DNA ("... and all those other things", indeed)

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Suck it vegans!

WhiteGold is WhiteGold


-Mr. DNA (drinks milk on hot days after working out)

Monday, April 07, 2008

Friday, April 04, 2008

Cheese Friday™ : Happy Be-lated Cheese Weasel Day?

Click the pic or Google "Cheese Weasel Day" for more info.

-Mr. DNA (don't bother me, I'ma thinkin')

Announcing: The Smart Patrol Data Center

Some of you may have heard that I have recently moved out of the bunker to a new and presently undisclosed location. Now it can be revealed that my relocation was primarily to facilitate our new, state-of-the-art data center.

Jealous much?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Frickin' Sweet

Motorcycle riding monkeys in Thailand.

You can read more here:

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Wednesdays with David

Today we find out what filmmaker David Lynch thinks of new emerging media delivery systems.

-Mr. DNA (once had a dream about Mr. Lynch reading Kafka in a blood red room)

What do you think?

(The embedded video was making our page break so I'm updating the post - Mr. Kamikaze)

As soccer superstar David Beckham kicks off the Los Angeles Galaxy's 2008 season, Drew Carey asks what this says about immigration in the U.S. in a new reason.tv video.

While workers from Mexico draw the ire and fiery rhetoric of anti-immigration forces, there was no outrage or concern when the English-speaking soccer hero brought his family and curling free kicks to America.

"I think we should welcome all peaceful people to our country,” says Drew Carey. "They get to the pursue the 'American Dream' and we get to benefit from all the wonderful things that immigrants bring to our country—like good old fashioned soccer. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me."

Click here to watch the video...

-Mr. DNA

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

For thePrisoner

happy new apartment little buddy!