Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Toby Wallwork doesn't want to bore you... but!

My demo is delightfully brief... hopefully it is entertaining on another level.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Holy Balls, Now I Wants Me A Shotgun!!!



This dude has the best job ever!!!
(Toby, can you make an infomercial with this guy? I'd buy anything he wants to sell me as long as it's full of bird shot.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Do you remember?




Our good friend Eric Gustavo Petersen shot this.

Good job my friend.

-Mr. DNA (Pepperidge Farm remembers)

Saturday, July 04, 2009

An Annual Tradition.


She's waitin' for me
when I get home from work
oh, but things ain't just the same
She turns out the light
and cries in the dark
won't answer when I call her name

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

She gives me her cheek
when I want her lips
but I don't have the strength to go
On the lost side of town
in a dark apartment
we gave up trying so long ago

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

What ever happened I
apologize
so dry your tears and baby
walk outside, it's the Fourth of July

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, Baby take a walk outside

Written By John Doe and Exene Cervenka

Happy Birthday America,
from The Smart Patrol

Friday, July 03, 2009