Man Buys Mouse, Goes 'tarded...

Guy went and bought himself a scrolling mouse. Not being used to a scrolling mouse he was immediately consumed with fear and began hitting the mouse with a broom. Later this evening Guy intends to burn the mouse on a stake for practicing heresy. Slow afternoon for you too?

NuMouse Tossed up by numbersix.

cheese friday

California, it's the cheese.

NEWS OF THE ODD - Corpse Finds Love Online

SACRAMENTO (AP) - Recently deceased custodian, Denys Wygglehoffer 39 has finally found love, on the internetnet of all places. Wygglehoffer was killed in October by a falling brick while on the job at the Sacramento Brick Emporium. "Nesst dayy ee-mayul sennt gurrl pritty" said Wygglehoffer, referring to the e-mail that arrived from MaybeDate, a local online dating service that he had signed up with just a week earlier. Merla Hawkins, a dental technician from White Oak was his exact match in a profile match performed at MaybeDate's main office. In a bizarre coincidence, Merla is also recently deceased, having succumbed to a dire case of ricketts in August. GOOD LUCK YOU TWO!!

Frankentoby Tossed up by numbersix.

Andy Loses Luggage - Nation Mourns

"Uh, it's a red American Tourister, 'bout yay big... oh and that vibrating noise is probably my electric toothbrush... probably... 60-40 toothbrush or my 'massage wand' but like I say, probably the toothbrush..."

AngryPassenger Tossed up by numbersix.

Toby Displays Grace Under Pressure

Flying over Sacramento, party-ing like a rockstar, living la vida cola (diet)

NervousPassenger Tossed up by numbersix.

Better get there early!

YAY!

Cheese Friday, stay strong.

Today is Cheese Friday. It is dedicated to those men and women that dared to keep the dream alive. Those brave souls who stand up for cheese no matter what the cost. These people are willing to pay the ultimate price. Today is for these Heroes.

The Game Of The Every Other Day Or So 5

You like Pac-Man, you adore cockroaches and love those k-razy Japanese right?

Aaah sure of course you do! So keeping that in mind, play this game DAMMIT!

Of Roaches And Beer

Has "Super Size Me" taught me nothing?

SAUSAGE McGRIDDLE
CALORIES: 420
FAT: 23 G.
SATURATED FAT: 7 G.
SODIUM: 970 MG.
CHOLESTEROL: 35 MG.
CARBOHYDRATES: 42 G.

Ba Da Bup Ba Baaaaaaa,
I'm Lovin' it!

VOTE!

I'll step off the soap box now.