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Another LIVE-BLOGGING EVENT is coming up in 3 days.
The last one was an incredible success and really got the site some attention (hello again >>CORPORATE IDENTITY REDACTED<<).
Here is the straight dirt: Thursday March 9th, the LCA awards live from the Disney Grand California Hotel.  I'll be there, and I'll be blogging.
It will probably be boring, but the last time I blogged for a boring place, all kinds of hell broke loose.

thePrisoner

Great, now Burger King is gonna sue us!

Actually it was just a little something I saw over on Jerry's site and it made me smile. Jerry is a longtime reader and sometime contributor to this site and maintains his own blog at Life is a bowl of Jerrys. Be sure and give him a lookiesee.

thePrisoner (I'll have a BK Veggie, if you're heading that way)

Thomas Kincade, now everybody knows about you,

I have for some time held Mr. Kincade in some disregard. I'll be blunt, I think he sucks butt and his work is the lowest form of pandering slop.
So the LA Times recently decided to do a story on him. While they stop short of calling out for his immediate execution by a firing squad, (as do I, please don't sue) they do unearth some stuff about the 'Painter of Light' that makes me think he is just about as bad as I always suspected.
It's a good read.

thePrisoner

Doh'

So, umm, I guess in Europe and the UK, they like, ummm, have a really strong actors union, so like, ummm every show has to have like, real people and stuff... at least that's what that guy at my meth dealers house told me. And he's like, really smart, cuz he's got all these pamphelets about being a vetrinaryan and how milk is bad and stuff, so I think I'm just gonna drink pepsi.

Get it while it's hot!

Natalie Portman SNL Digital Short


If there's nothing here, blame the NBC lawyers.

I Can't Drive 55

Cheese Friday: Jessica Booth, evil idiot. UPDATE

Woman Pleads Guilty in Cheese Hit Man Plot

A woman pleaded guilty Monday to attempted murder charges for trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men for what she thought was cocaine, but turned out to be cheese.

click here for the rest

Word of the day... Hyperbole

hyperbole |hīˈpərbəlē|noun
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

Some recent posts have been removed by me.  This was done solely to prevent any further inconvenience to certain individuals and parties.

I sincerely regret any pain that this may have caused those individuals.

thePrisoner
Toby Wallwork

Word Of The Day... Malaise

malaise |məˈlāz; -ˈlez|noun
a general feeling of discomfort, illness, or uneasiness whose exact cause is difficult to identify : a society afflicted by a deep cultural malaise | a general air of malaise.ORIGIN mid 18th cent.: from French, from Old French mal ‘bad’ (from Latin malus) + aise ‘ease.’

Love that Oxford English Dictionary!