Thursday, November 16, 2006

Hey, how come thePrisoner ain't got a blender?

A: Because he'd do crazy junk like this, all day long.



thePrisoner (knew it would blend)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Eat Like Snake.

Someone sends you a youtube link.
You click it and aren't paying a whole bunch of attention to it.

Then suddenly you think maybe you're having an... episode. So you watch it again.
Then you want to go to Burger King for lunch.



Yeah, me too.

or (paraphrased from on online chat)

JIM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuBiYKNu38o

(1 minute later)

JOHN:did you ever watch something when you were stoned, and start thinking that what you think you are watching you can't actually be watching because no one makes TV like what is inside your head?

JIM:yep.

JOHN:because that commercial made me think I was stoned.

JIM:yep. it's weird.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Cheese Friday... Night!


How sad my life has become.
Tasty, but sad none the less.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: BRITNEY & WHATSISNAME SPLIT



Giving hope to disillusioned losers everywhere. Britney Spears has filed for divorce. Kevin Federline (known to no-one as K-Fed) is likely to vanish almost without trace, however he will be an answer in upcoming trivial pursuit games, along with Ojani Noa, Cris Judd and Jason Allen Alexander.

thePrisoner (Brit, call me)

Vote Quote

As seen on Boing Boing:

From Warren Ellis's BAD SIGNAL mailing list: "Karl Rove is not Aleister Crowley, Severus Snape, Darth Vader or Satan. You can kill him by ensuring your vote is counted and being vigilant at your polling station."

If you don't know who Karl Rove is, then he has already won. Imagine Kaiser Soze without the charm and subtlety. If you don't who Kaiser Soze is, get Netflix for crap's sakes.

I'm not going to blow smoke into certain very private places and tell you that it doesn't matter who you vote for, just vote. It does matter who you vote for, but if you make a commitment to vote, you might just start paying attention to what your guy did, is doing or wants to do. Even if we disagree, I have to give you mad props just for getting involved.

Remember kids, voting burns calories and can ward off certain kinds of cancer.

Toby Wallwork (putting a 1 in the W column)

Vote Today



It's your last chance to have your say. If you don't, you have to wait another 2 years.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Are you voting?



Not voting? Then don't complain.

http://www.payattention.org

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Hits 91.1 Tells It Like It Is!!



"So, how's that new format change working out for you guys?"
"Uh, not so good."

J'ever...

J'ever,
get to the office, sit down, let all the e-mail crap hit you in the face, shrug it off and get on with it, kind of feel OK, get back to the project you've been working on forever (it seems) find out that most of what you did yesterday is no longer what the client wanted, figure you'll get right back on it after lunch, look at the clock and notice it's only 10:10?

Only 10:10.
Only ten f'n ten...


Yeah, me too.

thePrisoner (is free for lunch, in 2 hours)