Monday, October 08, 2007

Mr. Thompson has passed on,



George Grizzard, a star of stage and screen has died of lung cancer. He was 79 years old and among his long list of credits is his portrayal of Tawny Kitaen's father in the 1984 comedy classic, Bachelor Party.

He also did a lot of arty stage stuff and played John Adams on PBS, but he'll always be the bad guy on Bachelor Party to me.

thePrisoner (could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!)

Happy Birthday Tony!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : NIGHT!


Okay, you caught me. I got nuthin'. But for a second you thought it would be a cool post, right? My dramatic use of ALL CAPS and the exclamation mark got you excited. C'mon, you can admit it, I've mastered the art of the headline. No really, I have. Really, my Mom thinks I'm a great writer. She says I can go places if I just apply myself. I have what those in the know call, "potential".

-Mr. DNA (future Pulitzer winner)

Arizonans Display Total Lack of Humanity.

As seen here.

Crowd swipes dying man's groceries

MESA, Ariz., Oct. 3 (UPI) -- The sight of an old man being hit by a truck in Arizona touched off a feeding frenzy among witnesses who allegedly stole the dying victim's groceries.

No one is going to argue that this isn't f'ed up.  Unfortunately no one is going to think that these scavengers will be tracked down and I'll agree that there are more serious crimes in the Mesa/Phoenix sweatplex than stealing groceries.  

However the people of Arizona should be ashamed of their citizenry and up in arms about this.  Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano needs to public denounce this atrocious behavior and publicly apologize that this could even happen in her state.  It is certainly not her fault (nor an opportunity for political hay-making) but her responsibility as the voice os Arizona.

Otherwise we'll have to assume that Arizona is as wretched a place as Florida.

Sorry about the rant, this is something I feel strongly about.

thePrisoner (boycott Arizona!!)

Robert Fricking Loggia

This has been a much disputed object d'video in the lore of The Smart Patrol. A commercial so decidedly absurd that it might even be a parody of itself.
Hats off to you Mr Loggia, hats off!



ThePrisoner (Wow, The Prisoner!)

Friday, September 28, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : DAMMIT!

This happened back in February! In L.A.!

Which one of you geniuses forgot to tell me?

-Mr. DNA (will find out who's to blame)

Monday, September 24, 2007

Happy Birthday Kevin Sorbo!



Kevin Sorbo celebrates his 49th birthday today.

Please go here and listen to the song Kevin Sorbo, you'll thank me later.

UPDATE:
Download the song HERE!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Britney Spears bombs at VMA's? Chris has something to say.


If you have a moment it's worth stopping by Chris's YouTube Channel to watch Chris being, well, Chris.
I would recommend Back up, Britney haters. It's definitely one of his finer works.

To quote Tyler Durden, "This guys life must be fantastic."

Fantastic indeed.

Mr. DNA (Indeed Week continues)

Monday, September 10, 2007

Kathy Griffin wins Emmy™, makes friends.

Last night was the 58th Annual Creative Emmy™ Awards, precursor to the Primetime Emmys™ this Sunday.

Kathy Griffin, while accepting her Emmy™ for Best Reality Program, said, “A lot of people thank Jesus for this, but he didn’t help me a bit. Suck it Jesus, this is my God now!”

Suck it, indeed.

-Mr. DNA (knowing is half the battle)

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Clark and Michael

Like Michael Cera? Don't know who Clark Duke is?

Then you'll love their internet show.

Check it out here and watch it from episode #1.

http://www.clarkandmichael.com