Holy Balls, Now I Wants Me A Shotgun!!!

This dude has the best job ever!!!
(Toby, can you make an infomercial with this guy? I'd buy anything he wants to sell me as long as it's full of bird shot.)

Official Video: 88 LInes About 44 Women by The Nails

Do you remember?

Our good friend Eric Gustavo Petersen shot this.

Good job my friend.

-Mr. DNA (Pepperidge Farm remembers)

An Annual Tradition.

She's waitin' for me
when I get home from work
oh, but things ain't just the same
She turns out the light
and cries in the dark
won't answer when I call her name

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

She gives me her cheek
when I want her lips
but I don't have the strength to go
On the lost side of town
in a dark apartment
we gave up trying so long ago

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

What ever happened I
apologize
so dry your tears and baby
walk outside, it's the Fourth of July

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, Baby take a walk outside

Written By John Doe and Exene Cervenka

Happy Birthday America,

from The Smart Patrol

Mac

For Mr. Kamikaze

-Mr. DNA (thinks monkeys can be funny sometimes, contrary to popular belief)

New Fox Reality Show Requires Short Attention Span

While American recovers from the Jon and Kate bombshell (spoiler alert, she's a MAN). Fox's new reality show is ready to roll. Requiring a short attention span, it is sure to wow audiences (albeit briefly).

Dramatic Chipmunk Hey - Parry Gripp

ThePrisoner (already forgot what he was thinking)

I still read the paper. Are you sad for me?

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
End Times
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Newt Gingrich Unedited Interview

-Mr. DNA (paper, cold dead hand, you get the gist)

Han Solo, P.I. - a prayer

Dear Holy Jeebus,
please make this TV show and put it on Hulu or something.
Also bring back MacGuyver because it is wicked awesome.

thePrisoner (always wished Rick did more on the show)

InterviewProject.com

This is fascinating, anyone COULD do this but you have to be a "David Lynch Type" for anyone to care. Luckily David Lynch is a "David Lynch Type" (maybe the only one?). Maybe it's a little precious in it's conceit (much like that last sentence) but if you have five minutes to spare...

InterviewProject.com
you have to click, it doesn't let me embed the movie file...

thePrisoner (accidentally mis-quoted The Smiths)