Thursday, September 03, 2009

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Local Adventurer Celebrates Birthday

Mr. DNA: Here seen endorsing an automated Ice Selling Machine while purchasing gasoline somewhere in the American Southwest.

Gather round, good people. Check the calendar and make sure if you must, but I assure you that today is the date and our good friend (and a founding Smart Patroll-er), Mr. DNA is having himself a birthday this very day. Please join us in wishing him the very best of birthdays, but speak up, because at his advanced years we can't expect a full range of auditory response.

When not tracking the, North American Bigfoot across the 48 contiguous Federal States, 10 provinces and 3 territories of Royal Canadia, Mr. DNA can often be found at his sprawling California ranch with his lovely wife, Bernadette, his wonderful children, Inky and Princess, and their poorly behaved dog, Kit.

In his free time, Mr. DNA enjoys collecting folk art, playing power pop music with his band, The New Dover Smoothtones and buying gasoline as he was when in the above Photostatic™ was captured.

His exact age is not known, but is believed to be somewhere around 67 or a number that rhymes with 67.

Happy Birthday and Good Hunting!


Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Generation A by Douglas Coupland

It is September, time to think about maybe reading a book this year.
Douglas Coupland wrote a book. Probably no pictures, but not a lot of big words either.
BTW I have always thought j was a bit of an afterthought myself.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

LEAKED: New iPhone Commercial

Blackberry just cannot match these features.
;)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Toby Wallwork doesn't want to bore you... but!

My demo is delightfully brief... hopefully it is entertaining on another level.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Holy Balls, Now I Wants Me A Shotgun!!!



This dude has the best job ever!!!
(Toby, can you make an infomercial with this guy? I'd buy anything he wants to sell me as long as it's full of bird shot.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Do you remember?




Our good friend Eric Gustavo Petersen shot this.

Good job my friend.

-Mr. DNA (Pepperidge Farm remembers)

Saturday, July 04, 2009

An Annual Tradition.


She's waitin' for me
when I get home from work
oh, but things ain't just the same
She turns out the light
and cries in the dark
won't answer when I call her name

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

She gives me her cheek
when I want her lips
but I don't have the strength to go
On the lost side of town
in a dark apartment
we gave up trying so long ago

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July

What ever happened I
apologize
so dry your tears and baby
walk outside, it's the Fourth of July

On the stairs I smoke a
cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shootin'
fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, Baby take a walk outside

Written By John Doe and Exene Cervenka

Happy Birthday America,
from The Smart Patrol

Friday, July 03, 2009