Michael Moore Asked To 'Resign' From Pep-Squad

"Gimme an L..."

The New Phone Books Are Here!!!

It's no headline that MOST of the Smart Patrol's content originates on Macintosh computers. Mostly due to their extreme ass-kick technology. This technology has yielded a new and shiny super cool little mofo. Go look at the new iMac.
"I am not easily impressed but I'm gonna click here so Toby doesn't spit at me".

My birthday is coming up.

BUSH:"I Do A Great Ray Charles" - deemed "in Poor Taste"

UPDATE: I had to replace the photo - this one ain't as good.

IRONPANTS: Next? How About "Click Here for the Very Most Suckiest of All Blogs?"

This was ripped from another blog. But it's accurate & funny in a fairly decent mixture.

IRONPANTS: Next? How About "Click Here for the Very Most Suckiest of All Blogs?"

Conspiracy Friday: Is this a secure connection?

This is a really in depth Flash movie addressing some interesting inconsistencies in the facts surrounding the Pentagon hit on 9/11/01.

Okay, for those of you still reading, I think that the link is worth a click. I don't pretend to know too much about the events, but from what I've seen, neither does anyone else.

ThePrisoner

UPDATE: Paranoid conspiracy nuts rejoice, the authors of the Flash movie have made it impossible for me to make a regular old link to it. So do the good old copy/paste trick on this URL - http://www.sharkeater.com/pentagon.swf

Napoleon Dolemite or Kung Fool

He's got mad nunchuk skills...
Click here for my unbeatable hamster style

More Than Meets Eye

You like Transformers?
You like Breakdancing?
Then you're gonna LOVE this!



Soundwave 2: Electric Boogaloo

Remember When You Cared Enough To Get Angry?

This dude is pretty mad. His site contains sincere and heartfelt critiques of some of today's most popular recording artists.

It's worth checking out the movies (they load kinda slow).

ThePrisoner

Hey geek! Watch this!

Our good friend Kalinda just IM'd me this link. Click it, watch it, laugh at it. But then STOP. Ask yourself just why am I laughing..?

Aha!

ThePrisoner
"Yo Soy El Fugitivo"

Bush declares "Girly feelings, inside"

WASHINGTON DC [AP] In a surprise announcement today U.S. President George W. Bush made public the news that "Just like everybody else, I like to feel pretty sometimes".
International reaction has been mixed, British Prime Minister Tony Blair applauded the announcement adding that he also liked to 'feel pretty' and had "A selection of really nice flannel thingies I like to hop into right after a hot bath" during 'Question Time', in Parliament today. In the Middle East, several leaders revealed that they often like to have something "fluffy on" under their bernouce, while in North Korea, Jim Jong Il announced that he often "Goes commando" adding "especially at this time of year, with all the heat". Parts of his speech were denied later and a translator was executed for "gross negligence".
US First Lady, Laura Bush was at her husband's side during the announcement, and when questioned by reporters she said that "Dubya' and I often share articles of clothing, adding "You don't wanna see the catfight at the White House when the Victoria Secrets catalog arrives!!".
It has been known for some time that Vice-President, Dick Cheney has a broad selection of "Slutty dress-up clothes" and could not be immedately reached for comment.