Cheese Friday: I'm throwing it all away, and moving to Oregon.

Tillamook Cheese, Inc.
World-class food manufacturer & sales/ marketing company seeks a proven, high energy, results-oriented, hands-on Controller to direct day-to-day accounting functions. Establish & maintain TCCA's accounting principles, practices, & procedures. Manages general accounting systems to provide records of the as.sets, liabilities, & financial transactions. Prepares monthly detailed financial statements, maintains general ledgers & inventory cost records. Provides supervision to A/P, A/R, & Cost Accounting functions. Reports to CFO. Exper with Epicor, FRx a plus. BA Acct, & 3+ yrs supervision req. Excellent health & retirement benefits. Salary DOE. Position is located in Tillamook, Ore., send resume to jobs@tillamook cheese.com or fax to 503-815-1386.

I'll miss pumping my own gas.

Gay, Drunk or Lookin' To Get Laid???

Discuss amongst yourselves...

Hackers aim to take on AFI, Panic! At the Disco, All-American Rejects

Read about it here.

It's like acid but...

...it's free and it doesn't last 8 hours.



Mr.DNA (says no to drugs. No, really.)

A Fun Start To Your Week?

http://simple-iq.com/

I did it, really fast, guessed on some of the math.

Got 150.
Let the exaggerating begin.

thePrisoner (:))

Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode

This week we discuss Adam and Andy's weddings, (not to each other) as well as Toby's ordainment into the Universal Life Church.

New RSS Feed
http://smartpatrolnoise.podomatic.com/rss2.xml

Crazy Drunk Assholes

So, It's 2:30 am and I'm finishing up this weeks podcast when I hear a car screech around the corner in front of my aparment. Shortly after I hear the load crash of what can only be cars running into each other. I ran outside onto the patio to watch a black truck (some said it was a Ford Explorer) go into reverse, pulling itself free from the small white pickup it ran into while smashing into the small red pick up behind it. Then it peeled off down the street and made a right onto El Camino. I went outside to join the crowd of people that was forming. There are skid marks on the grass, a white pick up with its front end smashed in and pushed into the middle of the street and the side of the small red pick up that was parked in front of it bashed in.

There is now almost 2 car length of empty curb where I'm sure there was none before. Regretably, I wasn't able to see the plates as the car drove off but it sounds like some other people saw some paint company stickers on the back of the car. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy lives in my apartment complex. I think enough people saw and heard what happened that he will probably get caught. But if you see a newer model black Ford truck with big white stickers for a painting company and a smashed up front end and drivers side write down the license plate and let me know.

Wowee Zowee... Sickeningly Hypnotizing

Here's a site with direct links to "You Tube" files of banned cartoons from the 20s, 30s, and 40s.

Some of them aren't a big deal, but some are just dowright wrong.

Shock and Awe

Cheese Friday: Don't call it a comeback!

Yeah, I'm back today. Or should I say this morning? Thank the render gods for granting me this time with you.

Don't think just cuz I haven't been posting the gospel, Cheese Friday was gone. Cheese Friday is bigger than you and me. It exists on it's own, with or without me. It's not about me.




So the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary is back in the "news" again. If you like scary older women that are missing their front teeth, this is for you.
The clip is worth watching to see the tattoo artist. She looks like Lauren Sanchez' younger hotter sister. Awesome.

Cheese Ketchup:
New world record.
Star Wars Dick Cheese.
You eat 31.3 lbs o'Cheese a year.
Bad heart? Eat some Cheese.
No Cheese for me, I'll have the shit sandwich...
and finally,
It should have been me.


Save a cow, kill a vegan.

Oversized "Marital Aid" Gets Incredible Mileage, Corners On Rails.