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Okay, I'll get right to it. Does a state ordered execution count in the celebrity death count? Do we need to be watching the google news page for another celeb to drop?
Yesterday I could care less about this movie. ... cartoon made into a movie by Michael Bay, blah, blah blah. But today, I promise you I will see this movie, in a theater. Really, I will actually set foot in a movie theater to take in the spectacle.
I don't know why, but I feel compelled. I'm guessing that the almighty Bay has created a new device that can hypnotize people to submit to his every whim. Of course with that promise (see above) comes the knowledge of all the past unfulfilled promises of my life. Way too many to list. So in reality on July 4th I'll probably skip this movie the same way I skipped almost all of the event movies and promises I've made in the last 9 years.
But if the movie gets released tomorrow I guarantee I'll see it! (unless I'm too busy, you know, the kids and stuff)
