Kanye West: Psychic Assassin?

FACT:
After seeing a recent music video depicting Kanye West as a daredevil stunt man, Evel Knievel sued West and his record label. He claimed that the video damaged Knievel's reputation and image as a wholesome American Hero.


FACT:
West met with Knievel LAST WEEK in person and the lawsuit was subsequently dropped. No money was exchanged.


FACT:
Evel Knievel dies less that 48 hours after news of the meeting is reported.

RUMOR:
Kanye West has been closely tied to personal trainer Jacob Scnavkol, a Russian national who was involved in several remote viewing and Psi-Ops projects in the former Soviet Union. Scnavkol was once overheard telling West "Here, you read minds. In Russia, minds read YOU"

-thePrisoner (thinks he's being spied on)

Cheese Friday™ : Canceled!

For the first time in history, Cheese Friday has been canceled due to the death of Cheese Friday's Patron Saint, Evel Knievel.

Evel Knievel 1938 - 2007

Too Much Action?

Consider this a little Thanksgiving leftover. A little Turkey and a little cheese.

And a whole can of whoop ass!!

thePrisoner (wondering why his dry-cleaner is in an action movie)

Cheese Friday™: I demand a recount!

Wisconsin steals a victory from California in cheese contest

Daily Pilot

"California made a strong case for the quality of its cheese, but Wisconsin emerged as the dominant market force at the inaugural American Cheesemaker Awards at the Fairmont Newport Beach."
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You may have won this battle Wisconsin, but you'll lose the war!

I would have gone and filed a report for The Smart Patrol, but entry to the event was $75 and I spent my money on some of that "Cheese Heroin" all the kids have been talking about. It tasted like crap but gave me a new appreciation for Pete Doherty.

Mr. DNA (not a real journalist)

BREAKING NEWS: SKYNET IS DOWN

Jason broke Target. Lulu got to take her break early.

Squeezing Charmin in Heaven

Dick Wilson 1916-2007

Who You Gonna Call?

So, I guess the game isn't a sequal to the movies. Rumors say it is written by Dan Akroyd and Harold Ramis. All 4 original Ghostbusters are signed on to voice the game. Also, Annie Potts and William Atherton are scheduled to do cameos.

Nobody puts Kitty in a corner.

THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

"In October, (that guy in the picture) stabbed his nephew after "the nephew insulted the suspect's cat," Buena Park police Sgt. Bill Kohanek said."

He stabbed his nephew with an ice-pick so many times, "officers originally thought he'd been hit with a shotgun blast".
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I'm going to assume there is more to the story. But if I'm wrong, could you imagine what he'd do if you insulted his mother?

-Captain Anonymous
(posted by Mr. DNA for C.A.)

Cheese Friday™ : 1st Annual Oakland Regional Grilled Cheese Invitational

There's an event coming up in Los Angeles sometime next year. I'm gonna be there!



Mr. DNA (loves him some pretty with his Cheese)

And You Think Your Commute Sucks!

This may be something floating all around these internets of ours, but this file was e-mailed to me and is a bit of a jaw dropper. It's not grizzly but there is a phrase that is usually deemed as NSFW (although I say it at work every day).

We don't get serious or political here too often but I would just like to tack on that no matter how you feel about the war, the fact is that a war is being fought, in our name, and young men and women are facing unspeakable danger and horrors and wearing our flag when they do so. Let's hope that they can be home and safe as soon as possible.

thePrisoner