Now Tweeting!

As a desperate attempt to keep up with the flow of progress (and all the hip stuff that the kids are into) The Smart Patrol is now followable on Twittter.

Yes, now you have virtually no excuse for not checking in with your favorite Suburban Robots That Monitor Reality.

For those of you who are not familiar with Twitter it's a new-fangled mash up of the intarwebs and the tubes and the Mtv Video Games that gives those who have little (or nothing) to say even more powerful ways of not saying it. Oh Happy Day!

Seriously, it's a way that you can keep in touch with friends and loved ones (which is where I include The Smart Patrol) in groups or individually via the web or even via SMS text messaging.

If you decide to follow us (that's the term that Twitter uses, no Kool-Aid required) then whenever one of our contributors puts up something that you're sure to enjoy you will recieve a Tweet (another of their terms) and a link to our newest entry. Even on your iPhone, Blackberry, or BrandX Wireless Telephoning device.

All part of The Smart Patrol Entertainment Guarantee*, and always at no charge to you.

thePrisoner (is a tweet)

www.twitter.com/thesmartpatrol
*Guarantee not available in North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Oceana, Narnia, Africa, Australia, Dopey, Sneezy and Doc.

Merry Xmas!!!

Wishing all the best to you and yours.





-Mr. DNA and the Smart Patrol family.

Look At Me, I'm Cheesy!!

I just watched the latest episode of LA Ink, one of the guys getting a tattoo this week was a former client named Bobby Waldron and while he was getting the tat he actually mentioned the Belly Burner (his product) and they showed a clip of the commercial I directed. Seconds later he referred to it as 'cheesy' but frankly, I'll take what I can get! Someone once said that there's no such thing as bad publicity... right?

Look, I even clipped it out so you don't have to watch the whole mess, uh awesome show that I love and respect... and stuff.

thePrisoner (craves recognition & validation)

Why I'll Be Alone Again For Christmas...

I always do better on multiple choice, not 'fill-in-the-blank'.

thePrisoner (lied on the application)

as seen on failblog

Hey look another video! (Keywords "Prop 8")

We here at The Smart Patrol voted No on 8. And when I say "we" I mean me, because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who actually voted.

-Mr. DNA (votes)

Do you REALLY Like Football?

This guy does.

Do you need a good cry?

This is the kind of movie that I can only watch at 1:00AM after everyone is asleep.
What? No, not because I would cry!

I just need to be alone when I scream at the TV.


-Mr. DNA

Take On Me: Literal Video Version

Just watch, it makes sense.

Cheese Friday? No but it IS yellow.

Mr.DNA is in Pittsburgh this weekend. Rumor has it that The Tank has a couple of shows out in Iron City (thank you wikipedia).
As he was walking the streets, no doubt in search of some delicious
native Pittsburgh grub (a Pittsburgher?, I have no idea) he saw and snapped a
photo of this little bugger. Honda's Big Ruckus scooter is a personal
favorite of mine and the fact that there's one there makes me think
that Pittsburgh is probably an OK city after all. 

Not wild about that seat cover tho' ;)

thePrisoner (covets the Big Ruckus)

Tony Shreds Trabuco Canyon.

Strap on the VR goggles, you're on the Silverado Trail!
Yes now you can follow Tony thru the twists and turn of the canyon... it's just like StarTours, only different!

thanks to our buddies at TotalRuckus.com and specifically drewbroni who shot this video.