thePrisoner: Live Before A Studio Audience

This is the performance of "You Bet Your Life" that I attended courtesy of our Mr.Kamikaze. I haven't watched it all yet (there are several parts) but I was there and it was hilarious. Mostly because of me (jk).

thePrisoner (available for open mic nite)







There are more segments, but I think you can handle that yourself!

A song for my friend Steve (Captain in training)

But what about the Salsa Authentica?

-Mr DNA (insert something witty here)

The Mysterious Disappearing Truck

How this hasn't happened to me, I have no idea.

thePrisoner (could really go for a BigGulp right now)

Watchmen this why don't you?

blah blah watchmen, blah blah awesome.


thePrisoner (has his Halloween costume picked out)

And now... a video.

My buddy, John Mayer

John Mayer is apparently a very talented musician who chicks dig. He dates Jennifer Aniston (from Friends, yay!) But I only know him as that dude I see on TMZ occasionally, and from his one episode T.V. show I saw at a friends house a few years back (I saw it at a house that had this mysterious thing called "Cable T.V." or maybe it was "Satellite". I don't know about you, but if it doesn't magically fly through the air and arrive at my house for free, I don't need it. And if, perhaps, I did need it I would borrow it from one of my "friends" via bit torrent.) Almost every time I see him on T.V. he make me laugh. I hope he makes you laugh too.

In conclusion, John Mayer = mancrush.

-Mr. DNA (Not a gay, I just play one on T.V.)

President Barry Has A Busy Monday Ahead.

President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule

FREE BOY!

Thanks to Native Minniow.

-Mr. DNA (Every day is like a survival)

Free Boy George!

Boy George is now in jail because he "had chained male escort Audun Carlsen to a wall at his apartment in London's hip Shoreditch neighborhood. Carlsen had also said the singer beat him with a metal chain."

C'mon, since when is it illegal to chain up a prostitute? Isn't that part of the package deal? Give the man a break. Tomorrow when Obama starts his presidency his first order of business should be to pardon Boy George.

Wait, hold on a minute. My fact checker is trying to get my attention.

Well, apparently England is a "sovereign" nation and we have no "jurisdiction" over them. Since when? Gordon Brown better watch his back. I'm just sayin'.


-Mr. DNA (give me time to realize my crime)

This is a post!

Hey, how's it going? I was trying to get back in the the habit of posting stuff. It hasn't quite happened yet. I figure if there's a post here a least once a week, it's almost real. So here's the post:

I enjoy watching Friends reruns.




See, look, I'm sharing. And isn't that what this blogging stuff is all about?

-Mr. DNA (will be there for you)