All day at work today I had to call America's Wang* and lemme tell you (even though I've never been there but will be this June) that the rumors about the Sunshine State being useless to human development are true.
After spending a good 15 minutes of my day explaining the difference and inherent meaning of the words "exterior" and "interior", it seems to me that voting isn't the only thing Floridians have trouble grasping. Apparently down there they have discovered that their opposable thumbs aren't for using tools, holding various implements of creation/destruction or hitching a ride to anywhere else - - - they are strictly for sitting on.
* America's Wang - an all too appropriate term for the not-so-great phallic state of Florida.
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