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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
I Know What I'm Getting My Parents For Their Anniversary
Pre-Order your copy now. Comes out February 15th, 2005.
Every member of the Smart Patrol MUST/HAS TO/SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN MEMBERSHIP buy a copy of this!
If not only to support the late great Robert Urich, but because its just a kick-ass flick.
Mary Crosby in all of her 80s hotness for christ's sake, a decapitated Bruce Valanch, a giant afro, a robot playing with himself until his robot penis falls off, space herpes, need I go on?
You own Cannonball Run right? You've seriously thought about if not already have purchased Smokey & The Bandit (Parts 1 and/or 2)? You live in America right?!!
Every member of the Smart Patrol MUST/HAS TO/SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN MEMBERSHIP buy a copy of this!
ReplyDeleteIf not only to support the late great Robert Urich, but because its just a kick-ass flick.
Mary Crosby in all of her 80s hotness for christ's sake, a decapitated Bruce Valanch, a giant afro, a robot playing with himself until his robot penis falls off, space herpes, need I go on?
MUST BUY NOW!!!!
I mean what are you a Pinko Commie?!!
ReplyDeleteYou own Cannonball Run right? You've seriously thought about if not already have purchased Smokey & The Bandit (Parts 1 and/or 2)? You live in America right?!!
Well....
BUY THIS DAMN STEVIE-D - AND BUY IT REAL HARD!!