Don't Drink & Blog

An excerpt from the new After School Special: Jenny Portrait of a Teenage Blogger

The Scene:
A late night AOL Instant Messagenger conversation.

Jenny: hello
Jenny: hola

Robert: Hey

Jenny: siyonara
Jenny: tequila is good
Jenny: sometimes even on a school night
Jenny: heh heh ehe heheheheeh

Robert: Uhoh

Jenny: how come you never posted the gargoyle story?
Jenny: :-X
Jenny: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Robert: I forgot at work. And then never got on a computer at home

Jenny: r u at home now?

Robert: Yes

Jenny: might you post then?

Robert: Not tonight
Robert: I will do it tomorrow morning

Jenny: :(
Jenny: :(
Jenny: fine i'll post it
Jenny: beware of drunken blog posts!!

Robert: It can wait til tomorrow

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Robert: Ok

Jenny: :-D
Jenny: lol
Jenny: lmao

Robert: Post it then

Jenny: whooohoo
Jenny: what do you think it should be called

Robert: Ummmm

Jenny: uummmm?

Robert: I'm thinking

Jenny: that is the title?
Jenny: "Im thinkiing
Jenny: heheheeheheh
Jenny: whooohooo
Jenny: any new ideas on title?

Robert: Can't think of anything witty
Robert: Too tired

Jenny: i put for now more than meets the eye
Jenny: youcan change it 2morrow if you like
Jenny: righttnow its liike the temp title
Jenny: am wirtign nonesen
Jenny: must go to slep

Robert: Ok

Jenny: goodnight
Jenny: sleep well

Robert: Night