Look What I Bought On eBay.

Seems like they didn't need this anymore.

I'm gonna sign my name on it too, then put it on the wall next to my
"Dude, Where's My Car" poster.

The seller tried to talk me in to buying 'The Bill Of Rights' for an
extra fiver, but I'm saving up for Washington's teeth.

thePrisoner (political humor is cool)