Thursday, November 30, 2006

Forget Snow Tires, These Tires Rock.

Just a friendly reminder kids, when you take the photos off your digital camera, be sure and name them.
Otherwise the ad on Craigslist will have 3 photos of your Hummer Wheels, and one photo of your brother the crackhead bustin' some rock up in the hizzy.

thePrisoner (renaming photos right now, leave a message at the beep)

Monday, November 27, 2006

Watch & Enjoy

Friday, November 24, 2006

Cheese Friday: Thanksgiving (a little late).

I just want to say thanks to everyone who visits occasionally. Especially the people who visit and don't send me emails telling me to rot in Hell or wishing harm to my son. Even though most of you don't comment I know about 50 or so check the site daily. I hope all of you had a nice Thanksgiving. If you live outside the USA, umm, I hope you had a nice Thursday.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Just in case you missed it...

US Education Secretary Margaret Spellings lost to Michael McKean on 'Jeopardy'.

You may remember her as the government official who wanted PBS to give back any federal funds they used for an episode of "Postcards from Buster". In the episode called 'Sugartime!" Buster goes to Vermont and meets children from two families, who show him how maple syrup and cheese are made. At one of the homes, Buster is introduced to all of the children and to the two moms. One girl explains that one of the women is her "stepmom," whom she says she loves a lot. Spellings said, "many parents would not want their young children exposed to the life-styles portrayed in this episode." I interpret this as a nice way of saying, "we (the government) don't want to encourage those gay people".

So Lenny, AKA David St. Hubbins, kicked her ass on Jeopardy and he's not even gay, go figure.

BREAKING NEWS: People Still Suck

from Yahoo News:

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A church that wanted to do something special for Hurricane Katrina victims gave a $75,000 house, free and clear, to a couple who said they were left homeless by the storm. But the couple turned around and sold the place without ever moving in, and went back to New Orleans.

"Take it up with God," an unrepentant Joshua Thompson told a TV reporter after it was learned that he and the woman he identified as his wife had flipped the home for $88,000.

Nice people eh?

Makes me wish that there WAS a god, because he'd get a big laugh out of this. I wish there was a hell too, because Josh and his wife Delores certainly deserve a 3 bed 2 bath in one of the better neighborhoods.

thePrisoner (had to edit this A LOT before posting it. Most F'bombs ever)

Monday, November 20, 2006

Cool video of artist sketching...

This is a a video done by a comic book artist I like named Josh Middleton. Thought some people here who are into drawing might appreciate it. Justin can make fun of it if he can get his dial up modem to download it.

He says he used Corel Painter 9.5 to do the drawing. It was a 16 minute video sped up to fit in the 10 minutes that youtube gives you. You can visit his blog here.

I Just Do What I'm Told... Sometimes.

Because Everyone Else Is...

Friday, November 17, 2006

South Parked

WOW looks just like me...and my surroundings.'s swell.

Me southpark

I don't think it works to good for me. My head is too skinny to be a Southpark charater.
And I'm not "husky".

Go, Do, Post

South Park Character Generator

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Hey, how come thePrisoner ain't got a blender?

A: Because he'd do crazy junk like this, all day long.

thePrisoner (knew it would blend)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Eat Like Snake.

Someone sends you a youtube link.
You click it and aren't paying a whole bunch of attention to it.

Then suddenly you think maybe you're having an... episode. So you watch it again.
Then you want to go to Burger King for lunch.

Yeah, me too.

or (paraphrased from on online chat)


(1 minute later)

JOHN:did you ever watch something when you were stoned, and start thinking that what you think you are watching you can't actually be watching because no one makes TV like what is inside your head?


JOHN:because that commercial made me think I was stoned.

JIM:yep. it's weird.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Cheese Friday... Night!

How sad my life has become.
Tasty, but sad none the less.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006


Giving hope to disillusioned losers everywhere. Britney Spears has filed for divorce. Kevin Federline (known to no-one as K-Fed) is likely to vanish almost without trace, however he will be an answer in upcoming trivial pursuit games, along with Ojani Noa, Cris Judd and Jason Allen Alexander.

thePrisoner (Brit, call me)

Vote Quote

As seen on Boing Boing:

From Warren Ellis's BAD SIGNAL mailing list: "Karl Rove is not Aleister Crowley, Severus Snape, Darth Vader or Satan. You can kill him by ensuring your vote is counted and being vigilant at your polling station."

If you don't know who Karl Rove is, then he has already won. Imagine Kaiser Soze without the charm and subtlety. If you don't who Kaiser Soze is, get Netflix for crap's sakes.

I'm not going to blow smoke into certain very private places and tell you that it doesn't matter who you vote for, just vote. It does matter who you vote for, but if you make a commitment to vote, you might just start paying attention to what your guy did, is doing or wants to do. Even if we disagree, I have to give you mad props just for getting involved.

Remember kids, voting burns calories and can ward off certain kinds of cancer.

Toby Wallwork (putting a 1 in the W column)

Vote Today

It's your last chance to have your say. If you don't, you have to wait another 2 years.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Are you voting?

Not voting? Then don't complain.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Hits 91.1 Tells It Like It Is!!

"So, how's that new format change working out for you guys?"
"Uh, not so good."


get to the office, sit down, let all the e-mail crap hit you in the face, shrug it off and get on with it, kind of feel OK, get back to the project you've been working on forever (it seems) find out that most of what you did yesterday is no longer what the client wanted, figure you'll get right back on it after lunch, look at the clock and notice it's only 10:10?

Only 10:10.
Only ten f'n ten...

Yeah, me too.

thePrisoner (is free for lunch, in 2 hours)