Monday, December 31, 2007

From An Amtrak Train...

NOTE TO THE LURKERS: Sorry folks, a lot of this isn't gonna make a
whole pile of sense, but the sentiment is sincere and you are included.

I'm on my way to San Diego to ring in the good 'ole Nuevo Año. As is
my way, I'm giving some thoughts to the year ahead (beyond the obvious
peace and prosperity for you and me and all of ours that is).
I would not dare to attempt a "year in review" post (especially on an
iPhone keyboard) and I know that each of our top ten lists would have
a few discrepancies so let's agree that 2007 has had some ups and some
downs. We've lost a friend or two and welcomed a baby or two as well,
and you don't have to be terribly wise to predict that this upcoming
year presents a strong likelihood of "more of the same". Much like
California weather predictions, tomorrow will be a lot like today,
maybe a little warmer, maybe a little cooler, and a slight chance of
precipitation or earthquake.

Okay, maybe I have no idea what my point is here, but I hope that 2008
is a little better than 2007 and not quite as good as 2009, I think
you all deserve that and a bit more.

ALL THE BEST FOR 2008 AND BEYOND

STAY WARM

CALL YOUR MOM

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine.

Toby (aka thePrisoner)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : The CEA

Did you know you need a Grade II Cheese Licence to eat String Cheese?

More Cheese facts can be found on the CEAs website.

Click the pic for more info.

"Illegal Cheese. It's just not worth it."



-Mr. DNA (eats and handles Cheese in accordance with all Federal, State, and Local laws)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Posted elsewhere


Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project from c71123 on Vimeo.

This guy took a picture of himself, everyday, for eight years. As far as I can tell from his site this is an ongoing art project that will last until he dies.

I saw this on a few sites. And yes, I know other people have done the same thing. I've seen lots of different ones. This one just stuck out. I'm not sure why.

It makes me feel like a slacker when I see stuff like this. I was trying to think of something that I have done every day voluntarily for the last eight years. I couldn't even say sleep (I've been known to stay up all night driving or working, or both). Maybe I'll start something today!
Oh wait, I'm kind of busy today. Tomorrow, definitely tomorrow. Or next week? Yeah, after the holidays. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.

You can check out his site here. He has a FAQ section.
And yes, you have questions.

-Mr. DNA (has paved the road to hell)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Xmas Shopping

I'm a bit behind on my list.
I haven't actually made my list yet.

My folks were the kind that got the wrong one of something, like the
year I wanted a dirtbike (this is when BMX was brand new) and they got
me a ten-speed. I had the last laugh of course by riding the bike like
it was a dirtbike and busting it to pieces in short fashion. Later,
when we were moving, my dad refused to pack the wreckage, deeming it a waste of time and effort. I guess I showed him...

But what about you? Can you recall a mispurchased Christmas gift? Or
the one you never found under the tree, even after asking the mall
Santa that smelled like cigarettes and anger?

thePrisoner (ho ho ho)

Friday, December 14, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Cheez Whiz speaks French


Please click the pic to go to the site, and then click the little speaker icon to hear my new favorite (5 second) song. "Vous en mourrez d'envie" indeed my French speaking friend.

Mr. DNA (doesn't speak French, but he knows a Canadian)

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The A-Team van: Available for bar mitzvahs

The A-Team limo service.

If you really want to impress your your future in-laws hire the A-Team for your wedding. Nothing says class like a 1983 GMC Van. Or better yet hire it out for your 20 year High School reunion. "Hey Sally Jablonski, remember when I asked you to the prom and you laughed in my face? Who's laughing now Sally?!"

All vans come with "Illuminated leather seating". And why wouldn't they?

If you live in the UK you can own a franchise. Click the pic for the official site.

-Mr. DNA (only one word comes to mind; bitchen')

Monday, December 10, 2007

Gibson Robot Guitar. I'm perplexed.


"Introducing the Gibson Robot Guitar. All you have to do is play it."

Gibson just introduced a new guitar that tunes itself. I'm not sure if I think this is cool or not. On one hand it seems kind of like the latest "rich guy guitar".
"Dude, check it out. I just got a Gibson guitar. I don't know how to play it, but I do know that it's always in tune!"
On the other hand, it brings together two very cool things. Guitars and robots.

That said, guitars and robots couldn't be more different. Robots repel chicks, and guitars have been know to attract their share of low self esteemed hotties.

Hmmmmm.

If someone wants to buy me one I'll check it out and write a thorough review. Promise.

Mr. DNA (continues the "disparaging the rich" theme)

Friday, December 07, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Holiday recipes?

Giada De Laurentiis’ holiday cheese recipes, or sex.
You decide.


Click here for the recipes, click the pic for the sex.


Truth be told, I don't think Giada is attractive. She has that "rich kid" quality that many people mistake for attractiveness. There's something about her nose thats just not quite right.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure she's a great cook (my Mom loves the show, and she's a good cook). She could very well be nice (I doubt it. C'mon she's a rich kid!).
I really have nothing to base my theories on because I don't have cable, or the dish. "But how do you even get TV", you ask? I'm old school babe. Antenna, roof, wires, magic box. I pull it right out of the sky with no monthly bill. It turns out food and DSL beat the dish and/or cable any day. What kind of food? Well, Cheese of course!

Mr. DNA (pulled a Cheese Friday post outta nuthin')

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Robot Fighting



The future of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? I sure hope so.

Mr. DNA (dares to dream)

Friday, November 30, 2007

Kanye West: Psychic Assassin?

FACT:
After seeing a recent music video depicting Kanye West as a daredevil stunt man, Evel Knievel sued West and his record label. He claimed that the video damaged Knievel's reputation and image as a wholesome American Hero.


FACT:
West met with Knievel LAST WEEK in person and the lawsuit was subsequently dropped. No money was exchanged.


FACT:
Evel Knievel dies less that 48 hours after news of the meeting is reported.

RUMOR:
Kanye West has been closely tied to personal trainer Jacob Scnavkol, a Russian national who was involved in several remote viewing and Psi-Ops projects in the former Soviet Union. Scnavkol was once overheard telling West "Here, you read minds. In Russia, minds read YOU"

-thePrisoner (thinks he's being spied on)

Cheese Friday™ : Canceled!

For the first time in history, Cheese Friday has been canceled due to the death of Cheese Friday's Patron Saint, Evel Knievel.


Evel Knievel 1938 - 2007


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Too Much Action?


Consider this a little Thanksgiving leftover. A little Turkey and a little cheese.

And a whole can of whoop ass!!

thePrisoner (wondering why his dry-cleaner is in an action movie)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Cheese Friday™: I demand a recount!


Wisconsin steals a victory from California in cheese contest

Daily Pilot

"California made a strong case for the quality of its cheese, but Wisconsin emerged as the dominant market force at the inaugural American Cheesemaker Awards at the Fairmont Newport Beach."
read more


You may have won this battle Wisconsin, but you'll lose the war!

I would have gone and filed a report for The Smart Patrol, but entry to the event was $75 and I spent my money on some of that "Cheese Heroin" all the kids have been talking about. It tasted like crap but gave me a new appreciation for Pete Doherty.

Mr. DNA (not a real journalist)

BREAKING NEWS: SKYNET IS DOWN

Jason broke Target. Lulu got to take her break early.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Friday, November 16, 2007

Who You Gonna Call?

So, I guess the game isn't a sequal to the movies. Rumors say it is written by Dan Akroyd and Harold Ramis. All 4 original Ghostbusters are signed on to voice the game. Also, Annie Potts and William Atherton are scheduled to do cameos.

Nobody puts Kitty in a corner.


THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

"In October, (that guy in the picture) stabbed his nephew after "the nephew insulted the suspect's cat," Buena Park police Sgt. Bill Kohanek said."

He stabbed his nephew with an ice-pick so many times, "officers originally thought he'd been hit with a shotgun blast".
read more

I'm going to assume there is more to the story. But if I'm wrong, could you imagine what he'd do if you insulted his mother?

-Captain Anonymous
(posted by Mr. DNA for C.A.)

Cheese Friday™ : 1st Annual Oakland Regional Grilled Cheese Invitational

There's an event coming up in Los Angeles sometime next year. I'm gonna be there!



Mr. DNA (loves him some pretty with his Cheese)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

And You Think Your Commute Sucks!

video

This may be something floating all around these internets of ours, but this file was e-mailed to me and is a bit of a jaw dropper. It's not grizzly but there is a phrase that is usually deemed as NSFW (although I say it at work every day).

We don't get serious or political here too often but I would just like to tack on that no matter how you feel about the war, the fact is that a war is being fought, in our name, and young men and women are facing unspeakable danger and horrors and wearing our flag when they do so. Let's hope that they can be home and safe as soon as possible.

thePrisoner

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Coda

This is an update to my October 17th post.
Go here to catch up.


It's been 30 days.
I went to Target today to see if anyone had claimed the $200.
What do you think happened?

Yeah, you're right. Someone claimed the cash. That same night.

Now on one hand that could mean the person who lost the cash raced backed to Target after noticing a gaping hole in their jeans and realized they were missing two crisp $100 bills. They got to the store just as the night manager was locking up the front doors. After explaining the situation the manager reluctantly let this person in so they could check with Customer Service. Upon entry they were stunned to find out someone had actually turned in the cash. Gratefully reunited with their $200 they went home and decided to write a letter to the the good people who turned in the money to Lost-and-Found. They wrote a 3 page letter on how thankful they were for people like my wife and I. How without that $200 they wouldn't have been able to buy the medicine for their son Benji's medical condition. How it had restored their faith in humanity, and gave them hope for a better tomorrow.

But then the letter got lost in the mail because they wrote our address down wrong.


On the other hand it could mean Supervisor Girl had a really good time at the Halloween party.


awesome


-Mr. DNA (feels fan-fricken-tastic)

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Spokane Airport

Having just explained why my carry-on luggage is comprised of
electronics and a dozen video tapes, I'm thinking that a latex sex toy
should be a standard part of my travel kit.

"Can you explain what this is, sir?"
"Well, I can't go anywhere without, Ole' Blue and the lube twins!"
"Uh, you are... You... You can go, have a good flight"

thePrisoner (YOU are the prisoner)

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Thirty Degrees

It's chilly

But beautiful

Monday, November 05, 2007

thePrisoner... from Idaho

I'm in Coeur D'alene, ID
I'm here for work.
It is a little awkward to get to.
It is incredibly beautiful.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Bathtub Cheese BUST!


Image above is not Ms. Cuenca. Or is it?


From the Central Valley Business Times.

Floribel Hernandez Cuenca, 29, and Manuel Martin Sanchez Garrido, 44, of Montclair, were arrested for selling a variety of unlicensed cheeses to the public. Ms. Cuenca was also arrested on felony cheese making charges.

The 375 pounds of seized illegal cheese included panela, queso fresco and queso oxaca varieties, the CDFA says. It was a significant find, the department says.

“Illegally produced is cheese is serious threat to public health,” says CDFA Secretary A.G. Kawamura.



Felony-Cheese-Making.


Mr DNA (wonders, "If Cheese kills people, do they go to Cheese Valhalla?")

Thursday, November 01, 2007

I hope I'm not diabetic.



If this keeps up I'll be trying out for The Biggest Loser next season.

-Mr. DNA (is glad he doesn't have any crowns)

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!



I know it's late, but...

Dude, Milk Duds are awesome!
(It's been a while and I can't believe I forgot how good they are.)

Monday, October 29, 2007

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

If Justin Were Still Funny...

...he would have written something like this.





But he's not. So, I guess he didn't.

Even Google Fears The Wrath of Chuck

I was going to post a photo of Chuck Norris on the site today.  Look at what happened when I did a search on the Google.

Yep, Google is wise.

thePrisoner (fears Chuck Norris)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Fire Story


It would be pointless to pretend that, as location independant as the internet is, The Smart Patrol has no geographic center.

Because it does.


The Smart Patrol is based in Orange County California (yes, the OC) and at the moment we are experiencing some prety intense fires. That photo was taken not 5 minutes away from Mr. Kamikaze's place.

This video is news story from San Diego, the fires are particularly bad there right now, and although they don't physically touch each other, we will all refer to their fires and our fires as "the fires" when we remember them.



So I'll admit, I watched this for some grizzly titilation. Then the reporter drops in, almost as an aside, that his family lived in the house for about 25 years. I haven't lived anywhere anything like that long, so I can only imagine that if you stay in a house for 25 years, raise your kids in that house, even try to defend the house with a garden hose, well then I'd guess that it's something you'd miss if it was gone. So it wasn't quite as entertaining as I had expected. Mr. Himmel, I'm sorry for your and your family's loss.

Our sympathies go out to all our friends, our neighbors and our perfect strangers who are affected by these fires.

Toby

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Sarah Silverman loves Cheese too!



I'm so hungry right now.



-Mr. DNA (needs nourishment)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Holy Balls, Vintage Ads Are Awesome!

"...she'll Watusi with the gang." They dont' write copy like that anymore.

Check out other vintage ads here: http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads

Down at the bottom of the page is a button that says "earlier" to see older posts. It's well worth checking out.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My ethics don't pay very well.


How to find, and lose, $200.Last night me, my wife, and kids went to Target to get a couple of 99¢ pumpkin shaped candy buckets and a witch hat. As we're pushing our cart down one of the unpopulated Halloween isles, passing girls costumes that look too racy for an 18 year old even though they are meant for a 5 year old, I step on something sticky. I look to the floor to see what I stepped in, but my attention is immediately diverted. Two crisp $100 dollar bills folded neatly in half are right next to my foot.

I pick them up as fast as I can and show my wife.
"Check it out, we just won $200 for shopping at Target!".
My wife smiles from ear to ear (which if you knew her, is something quite rare).
But then our happiness quickly turns to dread.
My wife and I, almost in unison, ask each other, "What should we do?".
We ask each other this, but we both know what we will do.
We will turn it in.

We continue shopping. I'm dreading the moment when we go to the customer service counter and relinquish our new found fortune. I secretly hope that by the time we finish shopping we will have forgotten about the money burning an imprint in my wife's purse. If we forget, then we'll probably keep it, right? I mean, taking it back to the store would be a hassle, and things are very tight for us, and we could really use the money, and...

Of course neither of us forget. When we head over to customer service we're both hoping to see some archetype of integrity manning the counter. But no, a girl about 19 is standing there ready to help. She doesn't look shifty or anything like that, but I remember how I was at 19 and... C'mon, I was 19! My wife asks a few questions about how their lost-and-found works. Maybe she'll tell us they don't have a lost-and-found and there is no protocol at Target for reuniting people with lost items (a moral loop hole?). No, they have a great big book with names, dates and what was lost and/or found. The book appears very official. My wife asks about lost cash. The girl glances around uncomfortably. Maybe this is it! The loop hole! We can't turn it in! Then another girl (she must have been the supervisor because she looks 19 and a half) from 20 feet away says, "Just have her fill out the form and put the cash in the drawer". Awesome. I can already picture 'supervisor girl' taking the money and getting her older brother to buy a couple of kegs for the big Halloween party next week.

So as we're leaving the store I'm bummed. I didn't even get that, 'I did the right thing' good feeling. I just feel like a chump. But at least I have that gum on my shoe to remind me what a good person I am. Sweet.

In truth, even if there were no lost-and-found at Target we probably would have gone to the police station so they could have looked at us like we're idiots when we turned in the money. Why you ask? Why not keep it? Even though I know that most likely someone at the store will pilfer the cash?

This is how my brain works;
$200 dollars is a lot of money to me, and I imagine it was a lot of money to the person who lost it too. If there is ANY chance of the rightful owner retrieving THEIR money, money that THEY earned, or was given to THEM as a gift, I should try to give them that chance of getting it back.

If I don't care, why should I expect anyone else to care either?


-Mr. DNA (blames his parents)

Happy Birthday, Andy Cowbell

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Me Want



Coolness, seriously.

thePrisoner (and future owner)

Friday, October 12, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Cheese as renewable energy!



The Central New York Biotechnology Research Center, working with Kraft Foods, is hoping to develop a way to convert leftovers & by-products of the Cheese making process into a biofuel.
Read more here.


Every single day Cheese becomes even more awesomer*.



*It's totally a word. Why? I just used it in a sentence didn't I?


-Mr. DNA (uses Cheese to fuel his big brain)

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Gangleskank: by Justin Armao

if you have seen the new Mtv show, A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila then you have seen what we will noe refer to as...

GANGLESKANK

thePrisoner (call me Green Light)

MASH Reruns Will Never Be The Same



Ok, this is pretty odd, kinda funny, then it wears thin, then it gets better again. Totally worth 5 minutes of your time, especially if you are at work.

thePrisoner (I don't have a colon anymore)

I'll take, "Things That Suck" for 200, Alex!



thePrisoner (never one to toot my own horn, but...)

Monday, October 08, 2007

Mr. Thompson has passed on,



George Grizzard, a star of stage and screen has died of lung cancer. He was 79 years old and among his long list of credits is his portrayal of Tawny Kitaen's father in the 1984 comedy classic, Bachelor Party.

He also did a lot of arty stage stuff and played John Adams on PBS, but he'll always be the bad guy on Bachelor Party to me.

thePrisoner (could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!)

Happy Birthday Tony!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : NIGHT!


Okay, you caught me. I got nuthin'. But for a second you thought it would be a cool post, right? My dramatic use of ALL CAPS and the exclamation mark got you excited. C'mon, you can admit it, I've mastered the art of the headline. No really, I have. Really, my Mom thinks I'm a great writer. She says I can go places if I just apply myself. I have what those in the know call, "potential".

-Mr. DNA (future Pulitzer winner)

Arizonans Display Total Lack of Humanity.

As seen here.

Crowd swipes dying man's groceries

MESA, Ariz., Oct. 3 (UPI) -- The sight of an old man being hit by a truck in Arizona touched off a feeding frenzy among witnesses who allegedly stole the dying victim's groceries.

No one is going to argue that this isn't f'ed up.  Unfortunately no one is going to think that these scavengers will be tracked down and I'll agree that there are more serious crimes in the Mesa/Phoenix sweatplex than stealing groceries.  

However the people of Arizona should be ashamed of their citizenry and up in arms about this.  Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano needs to public denounce this atrocious behavior and publicly apologize that this could even happen in her state.  It is certainly not her fault (nor an opportunity for political hay-making) but her responsibility as the voice os Arizona.

Otherwise we'll have to assume that Arizona is as wretched a place as Florida.

Sorry about the rant, this is something I feel strongly about.

thePrisoner (boycott Arizona!!)

Robert Fricking Loggia

This has been a much disputed object d'video in the lore of The Smart Patrol. A commercial so decidedly absurd that it might even be a parody of itself.
Hats off to you Mr Loggia, hats off!



ThePrisoner (Wow, The Prisoner!)

Friday, September 28, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : DAMMIT!

This happened back in February! In L.A.!

Which one of you geniuses forgot to tell me?

-Mr. DNA (will find out who's to blame)

Monday, September 24, 2007

Happy Birthday Kevin Sorbo!



Kevin Sorbo celebrates his 49th birthday today.

Please go here and listen to the song Kevin Sorbo, you'll thank me later.

UPDATE:
Download the song HERE!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Britney Spears bombs at VMA's? Chris has something to say.


If you have a moment it's worth stopping by Chris's YouTube Channel to watch Chris being, well, Chris.
I would recommend Back up, Britney haters. It's definitely one of his finer works.

To quote Tyler Durden, "This guys life must be fantastic."

Fantastic indeed.

Mr. DNA (Indeed Week continues)

Monday, September 10, 2007

Kathy Griffin wins Emmy™, makes friends.

Last night was the 58th Annual Creative Emmy™ Awards, precursor to the Primetime Emmys™ this Sunday.

Kathy Griffin, while accepting her Emmy™ for Best Reality Program, said, “A lot of people thank Jesus for this, but he didn’t help me a bit. Suck it Jesus, this is my God now!”

Suck it, indeed.

-Mr. DNA (knowing is half the battle)

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Clark and Michael

Like Michael Cera? Don't know who Clark Duke is?

Then you'll love their internet show.

Check it out here and watch it from episode #1.

http://www.clarkandmichael.com

Friday, August 31, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : "Oh, the Humanity!"

Cheese-bearing train derails
From the Visalia Times-Delta

Railroad tracks warped, officials said, by heat caused a two-car freight train bearing mozzarella cheese to derail Wednesday north of Farmersville.

The San Joaquin Valley Railroad train was carrying cheese from the Leprino cheese plant in Hanford to Fresno when it derailed near Avenue 315 and Charter Oak Drive.

Bob Jones, crew chief of contractors hired to clean up the derailment site, said workers are trying to rescue the cheese.

Jones said 100-plus degree temperatures in the area had weakened and warped the tracks when the train passed over them at 5:15 p.m.

-Mr. DNA (prays for the rescuers)

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Tobor...

Originally Tobor was named Egabrag... true story.

thePrisoner (renosirp eht)

Friday, August 24, 2007

Monday, August 20, 2007

For Justin: TONIGHT!



Just in case Toby didn't forward you my message a week or so ago.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Funny or sad?



Part of me laughs at these chumps and yet when you get right to it, I'm in the same boat. Who can say if McKillian is any less viable than any of my ideas.
My latest idea is a sci-fi mystery that combines The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas with 2001.

But I've said too much already.

Cheese Friday™ : Cheese sculptures

"Indy 500 Cheese"
The sculpture is made of Indiana cheddar cheese and weighs nearly 1,300 pounds. The ADA commissioned the sculpture to celebrate the tradition of the Indianapolis 500 winner drinking milk in Victory Circle. Cheese artist Sarah Kaufmann says, "It's really neat".
Link


"Mt. Cheesemore"
Cheesecarver and winemaker Troy Landwehr puts the finishing touches on a sculpture of Mount Rushmore carved from a 700 pound block of cheddar cheese...
(Thanks to Scott for the link.)
Link

I may post more in the coming weeks. Is that a threat or an enticement? You decide.

-Mr. DNA (wonders how much Cheese was left after Troy was done)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Study: It doesn't pay to be smart


(from USA Today)
 Although money and mental muscles may seem a natural match, 
brains, alas, may be more hindrance than help when it comes to 
getting rich, concludes a new study in the journal Intelligence.

So all our loyal readers have an excuse...
The article is pretty interesting and can be read here.

thePrisoner (must be a fricking genius)

This One Is For Justin... (who will proabably never see it)

Friday, August 10, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : How many ways can you fry Cheese?


The 2007 Orange County Fair came to a close last weekend, but fair officials are already getting ready for next year's fair. The recently announced theme of the 2008 O.C. Fair is, "Say Cheese".

From the OC Register:
The foam Cheesehead in Steve Beazley's office says more than you'd think about the future of the Orange County Fair.
The cheddar-orange cap is a prototype souvenir for next year's fair, themed "Say Cheese!" The motif was devised earlier than ever this year, reflecting a nascent effort to plan the fair at least 18 months in advance, a departure from the normal yearlong cycle.

18 months of planning for new and improved ways of serving Cheese.
Awesome.

Happy Cheese Friday!



-Mr. DNA

New Video Games Not As Good.

I only got this because I'm a fan of the franchise.  Push Car 1977 was awesome.

thePrisoner (rocking the DS)

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Uh, What?

Who knew bustin' balls could be such fun?

Monday, August 06, 2007

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Friday, August 03, 2007

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Holy Crap, Manimal!!!



By the time Manimal transforms, the bad guys were in Van Nuys.

Which was not that far away, but there was traffic and stuff.

MANIMAL!!

thePrisoner (Manimal vs. Knight Rider)

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Alright, One Last One For The Weekend

It's alright little guy, give in to it.

I Haven't Laughed This Hard In A Long Long Time

Damn... They Itch!!

I Didn't Even Know They Had TV in Hawaii

K-WHAT? Maui TV station lands questionable call letters

THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.
Alarmingly similar to a word the dictionary says is obscene, the call letters were among a 15-page list of new call letters issued by the Federal Communications Commission and released this week.
The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

see the Star Bulletin for more filthy words.

thePrisoner (doesn't even have cable)

Friday, July 27, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : It's blowing up!

By now you have probably heard, the TSA has started it's all out attack against Cheese.

The TSA circulated a 13-paragraph security advisory internally. A statement posted late Tuesday by the TSA on its Web site confirms that "a routine TSA intelligence bulletin relating to suspicious incidents at U.S. airports" had leaked out to news organizations.

The bulletin says a joint FBI-Homeland Security Department assessment found that terrorists have conducted probes, dry runs and dress rehearsals in advance of previous attacks.

Possible examples of these "dry runs":

Milwaukee, June 4. A U.S. person's carry-on baggage contained wire coil wrapped around a possible initiator, an electrical switch, batteries, three tubes and two blocks of cheese. The bulletin said block cheese has a consistency similar to some explosives.

Baltimore, Sept. 16, 2006. A couple's checked baggage contained a plastic bag with a block of processed cheese taped to another plastic bag holding a cellular phone charger.
I wonder if the above mentioned cheese "tasted like radio".

I guess that's why my block of Cheddar from the UK hasn't arrived yet.

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