Friday, December 07, 2007

Cheese Friday™ : Holiday recipes?

Giada De Laurentiis’ holiday cheese recipes, or sex.
You decide.


Click here for the recipes, click the pic for the sex.


Truth be told, I don't think Giada is attractive. She has that "rich kid" quality that many people mistake for attractiveness. There's something about her nose thats just not quite right.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure she's a great cook (my Mom loves the show, and she's a good cook). She could very well be nice (I doubt it. C'mon she's a rich kid!).
I really have nothing to base my theories on because I don't have cable, or the dish. "But how do you even get TV", you ask? I'm old school babe. Antenna, roof, wires, magic box. I pull it right out of the sky with no monthly bill. It turns out food and DSL beat the dish and/or cable any day. What kind of food? Well, Cheese of course!

Mr. DNA (pulled a Cheese Friday post outta nuthin')

20 comments:

Jenny said...

Even a 'nothing' cheese post is better than NO cheese post.

Thanks.

Manuel said...

Hello.....just saying hello...sent here by AB...

Joanna Cake said...

Nope, still dont like cheese and that woman looks strange - we dont get her over here, not even on satellite as far as Im aware...

savannah said...

hapy holidays, sugar..AB sent me! (i totally agree with you about giada...strange looking, but the food is good)

Aunty Belle said...

Via Anonymous Boxer's Blog Party..Howdy-do!

I'se on the hunt fer some Manchego cheese...oh I see it--over at the end of the table ignored by the uninitiated. Once went to a party that featured Sheep cheese (uh not cheap cheese) only--learned a a lot, thas' fer sure.

Ok, Giada's head might be too big fer her wee self, but, mercy, darlin', what ya got against rich kids? It weren't they own fault they was born to silver.

Mr. DNA said...

ZZ- BIG head. I agree. Sorry about the gouda, I couldn't help myself.

AB -You're welcome.

Manuel - Hello.

Ms. Cake - C'mon, not even a light brie?

Savannah - Happy Holidays!

Aunty Belle - Howdy yer self! : )
I guess I shouldn't disparage her just because she's rich... But hey, isn't that why blogs were invented?

Thanks to all of you for stopping by!

Anonymous said...

LIsten up you poor poor bastage, you get cable and watch the show then we can talk. until then you need keep it shut. why not go back to sucking on some easy cheese for that cheap high you always went for back in jr college. you would be soo curded up that you would walk into class with the stuff all over your mouth. you looked like my grandfather eating ice cream. by the way the photo is a bit disturbing what with the hard core money shot and all.

Michele said...

I love her cooking, but she has a bobble head on her shoulders.

She does have nice boobs...rich kid or not.

Happy Holiday's! See you at AB's!

Native Minnow said...

mmmmmm, cheese!

I ate most the cheese at a departmental gathering earlier in the week. I didn't feel bad about it either.

Upset Waitress said...

More porn please! Happy Jesus's Birthday! Unfortunately for you, this is a fabulous blog, which means I will be visiting it regularly. Oh and I only eat Cheez-Whiz. I like to decorate my bologna sandwiches with it. Something about it squeezing out of a tube makes me hot. :)

Mr. DNA said...

giada's fabulous bazoomz - Umm, sorry? Thanks for bringing up the Jr. College days. Have you clicked the pic?

Jetpass - Nice boobs? So, you've seen them? What else have you seen?

Native Minnow - You shouldn't feel bad.

Upset Waitress - This is the only "porn" we've ever posted. At least as far as I can remember. Cheez-Whiz. Awesome, I love Cheese, all Cheese. No Cheese snobs here. And please, come back as much as you want. Me and thePrisoner get lonely sometimes. 9 contributors and only two of us post with any regularity.

BlazngScarlet said...

Jaysus but that woman has a GIGANTIC HEAD!
Makes her boobs look too tiny.

*sigh*

So NOT my type ..... but her recipes kick ass!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS DOLL! :D

Karen said...

Just dropping in from AB's to say hi and Merry Christmas. Just for the record, I LOVE cheese.

Joanna Cake said...

Ok, ok, I might be tempted by a nice grated cheddar in a crusty roll but I havent felt the urge in a long time... But none of that stuff with veins in it, or mould!
And cooked cheese, especially parmesan, makes me puke...

Mr. DNA said...

Blazngfyre - Not my type either.

Gypsy - Loving Cheese, it's a good thing.

Ms. Cake - See, I knew it! No one can hate all Cheese. Mmmm Cheddar.

Upset Waitress said...

My foot is tapping, ummm, I'm kind of waiting on a new post???

Unknown said...

This Cheese Friday is queso en fuego... Who knew Giada was so controversial?

For the record, I kinda think she's pretty hottie, but I like that chine, jawline she's got,

Mr. DNA said...

Upset Waitress - I have no idea what you're talking about. There's a new post. It's not like I saw the comment you left and then posted. Really. Would I procrastinate? Me?

thePrisoner - Umm, I may have forgot to mention there was a blogger party over at AB's this past weekend. So all of these comments may have have been from the party. Heh, yeah.

Unknown said...

What is a Blogger party?
Can we have one?

Mr. DNA said...

thePrisoner - 1) it's like Second Life, but not lame.
and B) no.