Kathy Griffin wins Emmy™, makes friends.

Last night was the 58th Annual Creative Emmy™ Awards, precursor to the Primetime Emmys™ this Sunday.

Kathy Griffin, while accepting her Emmy™ for Best Reality Program, said, “A lot of people thank Jesus for this, but he didn’t help me a bit. Suck it Jesus, this is my God now!”

Suck it, indeed.

-Mr. DNA (knowing is half the battle)