Another Reason To Sell Florida to the German Tourism Board.

This is not from The Onion. This is real

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Fla. Man Shot In Face Because He Looked Like A Vampire...

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I wish I could make this up. I wish I could write for Curb Your Enthusiam, or Arrested Development, both excellent shows. However, the local news is still our greatest resource for entertainment.

Toby