Friday, March 12, 2004

Congratulations...

Kid Snickers you have pulled off a very clean and unnecessary coup, and for that I am in awe. (Not like look at that cute little puppy kind of "awe", or like that "awe" sound you make when you realize your penis has become a circus peanut as you disembark a chilly wintery pool, but more like the "awe" you're in when you realize that as an adult you could potentially eat cookies all day and nobody could stop you kind of awe.)

What would be really cool is if we could all post pictures instead of you hoggin' all the visually aided fun for yourself.

Remember, "They who coup can be couped as well. Robble, robble."
(An excerpt from The Hamburglar Diaries, circa 1990)

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