August Meadows, MD - Caryn Musgraves acting President for Girl Scouts of America (GSA) unveiled their latest "tool in fighting the good fight" at a pre-Jamboree "Cookie Strategy Meeting" yesterday.
"For too long, the collection process has been hampered by deadbeats" Musgrave announced in a closed-door "No Weeblos or boyz" [sic] meeting with inner circle members of the organization.
"Nobody stiffs me again" bragged Amy Rossman-Peete, the 13-year-old "Poster Girl" for the new program who was involved in an incident last year, where a man who had ordered several boxes of the mint chip cookies flatly "refused to pay for them and then stole and them all anyway". All firearms are on indefinate loan from the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) who instituted a similar program last year to keep gay scouts out of the organization.
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