WASHINGTON DC [AP] In a surprise announcement today U.S. President George W. Bush made public the news that "Just like everybody else, I like to feel pretty sometimes".
International reaction has been mixed, British Prime Minister Tony Blair applauded the announcement adding that he also liked to 'feel pretty' and had "A selection of really nice flannel thingies I like to hop into right after a hot bath" during 'Question Time', in Parliament today. In the Middle East, several leaders revealed that they often like to have something "fluffy on" under their bernouce, while in North Korea, Jim Jong Il announced that he often "Goes commando" adding "especially at this time of year, with all the heat". Parts of his speech were denied later and a translator was executed for "gross negligence".
US First Lady, Laura Bush was at her husband's side during the announcement, and when questioned by reporters she said that "Dubya' and I often share articles of clothing, adding "You don't wanna see the catfight at the White House when the Victoria Secrets catalog arrives!!".
It has been known for some time that Vice-President, Dick Cheney has a broad selection of "Slutty dress-up clothes" and could not be immedately reached for comment.
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