NEWS OF THE ODD - Corpse Finds Love Online

SACRAMENTO (AP) - Recently deceased custodian, Denys Wygglehoffer 39 has finally found love, on the internetnet of all places. Wygglehoffer was killed in October by a falling brick while on the job at the Sacramento Brick Emporium. "Nesst dayy ee-mayul sennt gurrl pritty" said Wygglehoffer, referring to the e-mail that arrived from MaybeDate, a local online dating service that he had signed up with just a week earlier. Merla Hawkins, a dental technician from White Oak was his exact match in a profile match performed at MaybeDate's main office. In a bizarre coincidence, Merla is also recently deceased, having succumbed to a dire case of ricketts in August. GOOD LUCK YOU TWO!!

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