EPISODE 1 – A RAINY DAY
WTD: Hey Billy, what we gon do today?
BBC: Hell if I know.
{White Trash looks up at the swirling grey storm clouds in the sky}
WTD: Looks like its gonna start pourin’ any minute now.
BBC: You fix that hole in the roof of the trailer?
WTD: Nah, not yet.
BBC: Guess we in for a leaky night then.
WTD: Well shit and shinola!
BBC: Huh? What you talkin’ bout White Trash Duck?
WTD: I just had an idée-er!
BBC: You did? Well shucks, what is it?
WTD: We can go down to that there Wal-Mart and order up some roofin’. Fix that hole right up!
BBC: But White Trash, I don’t think we can make it down to the store in time. Besides, you drivin’ the Chevy with two spares on it.
BBC: You sure about this White Trash, as it is you’ve already had about three or four of me today and I jes...
WTD: You jes hush now. Come on!
{White Trash Duck grabs Billy the Beer Can gets into his red Chevy pick up}
WILL WHITE TRASH MAKE IT TO THE WALMART IN TIME TO PATCH UP HIS LEAKY TRAILER ROOF? WILL HE GET A FLAT TIRE AND BE FORCED TO WALK THE REST OF THE WAY? WILL HE GET PULLED OVER FOR ANOTHER DUI, AGAIN?!?!?!
STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE:
A RAINY MIDAFTERNOON
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