Friday, February 25, 2005

30 Minute Comics Vol.1 Issue 2

The Adventures of White Trash Duck and Billy the Beer Can!



EPISODE 1 – A RAINY DAY

WTD: Hey Billy, what we gon do today?

BBC: Hell if I know.

{White Trash looks up at the swirling grey storm clouds in the sky}

WTD: Looks like its gonna start pourin’ any minute now.

BBC: You fix that hole in the roof of the trailer?

WTD: Nah, not yet.

BBC: Guess we in for a leaky night then.

WTD: Well shit and shinola!

BBC: Huh? What you talkin’ bout White Trash Duck?

WTD: I just had an idée-er!

BBC: You did? Well shucks, what is it?

WTD: We can go down to that there Wal-Mart and order up some roofin’. Fix that hole right up!

BBC: But White Trash, I don’t think we can make it down to the store in time. Besides, you drivin’ the Chevy with two spares on it.

BBC: You sure about this White Trash, as it is you’ve already had about three or four of me today and I jes...

WTD: You jes hush now. Come on!

{White Trash Duck grabs Billy the Beer Can gets into his red Chevy pick up}

WILL WHITE TRASH MAKE IT TO THE WALMART IN TIME TO PATCH UP HIS LEAKY TRAILER ROOF? WILL HE GET A FLAT TIRE AND BE FORCED TO WALK THE REST OF THE WAY? WILL HE GET PULLED OVER FOR ANOTHER DUI, AGAIN?!?!?!

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE:

A RAINY MIDAFTERNOON

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