Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Coming Soon To An On-Ramp Vendor Near You!


You know how you spot a forgery? If you look closely, really closely, you may notice the word "specimen" printed on this bill. That means it is ONLY good for buying flowers, oranges or peanuts at a freeway on-ramp or busy intersection.

If you try to pass this off as legitimate currency at say... a stripclub, then you will almost certainly get a spiked heel jabbed very close to your crotch and a gut punch from an angry bouncer. Don't ask how I know this, just accept is as fact.

thePrisoner (still walkin' funny)

1 comment:

Andy said...

Me likey Wheeler bill!