Thursday, September 01, 2005

Breaking News 3 ...this just in


Orange, Ca
(APP)- Jerry is an Old Man. He just went poop (with some assistance from Depends Fitted Briefs) and was happy to select a purple pair of polyester slacks that could be worn in public with the assurance he won't have an accident again.
He will not be accepting donations for this unprecedented event due mostly to a slight rise in his level of dementia and isn't exactly sure where he is most of the time.
"HurriKane?...what? where's my teeth...who took my teeth?"

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