BREAKING NEWS2: Blog Risks Lawsuit.

Lance Armstrong sez: "Alright Kane! I'm busy drinking champers and riding across Europe right now, and I would love to poop too. Unfortunately these filthy Parisians don't have toilets so I'm packing Depends™, and I DO mean packing, if you know what I mean!!" - celebrity caption impersonated, please don't sure me, Lance Armstrong and I'll buy one of those wrist thingies.