PBS Finally Crosses The Line

New Show Angers Some Disturbs Others

(Orange County, CA) - The Public Broadcasting System in a partnership with Tobyco Inc., unveiled their new lineup of children's programming at a Winchell's in downtown Santa Ana.

Most of the new shows ("Uncle Armao's A Million Questionable Things To Do Without Leaving Your Apartment" and "Turnbaugh's Torturuous Treehouse") went off without so much as a whimper or slight shriek. Most were just happy to not be hit up for cash.

The last show to be revealed was "Teletobies". The shining crown that was once PBS's heralded legacy of children's television programming was immediately swept up in controversy.

"So that's really a show then huh? - Wow.", said Beatrice Huskerdu of Huntington Beach. An anonymous yet bewildered citizen of Costa Mesa added, "O.K., so which ones the gay one again?" For the most part open incredulous mouths adorned the room. Some sullenly ordered krullers and left, others just held their heads in their hands and went about the day the best they could.

Television will never be the same.