Chronicles Of Work: Returns

I've laid off of doing this because the hotel has been incredibly quiet and boring for a damn long time - -- until now...

Last night I had the special privilege of sitting through (slash operating a show, which entailed me hitting play and pause on a CD player for 4 hours) a re-election diatribe for the D.A. of Orange County. First off, I hate politics/politicians/anything to do with that crap, so I wasn't that thrilled about enduring a couple hours of very solid b.s.. But, as it's my job from time to time I did.

I got to draw some of the pitiful people that were there and one of the security guys for the governor of Massachusetts was a cool guy. I have no idea why the Massachusetts governor was there, but he was just as skeevy as the politicians we have here. Nice to know, they don't change from climate to climate. The deep grooves in their face, the Wal-Mart cologne and the obviously dyed black hair remains a constant no matter which "public official" you talk to.

Anyhoo, I had to fire my little actual blog up for one reason. Remember, those of you who0 know The Prisoner and Mr. DNA, the wacky group of religiousish (is that a word, oh well) nutjobs that they did their DVD for? Well, I might have topped them with this neato little event coming up this Sunday. If any of you wanna come to the hotel with me on Sunday and both see the wackos for yourself/protect me, I'd welcome the company.

So here's the group's website - Kryon

You must go to the FAQ page, it's a wonder of human zaniness. Aside from everything sounding like a Ted Nancy letter (the pseudonym of Jerry Seinfeld from the Letters From A Nut books. If you don't know what those are, you must pick one up, it's genius, anyway...), they're just awe inspiring as to just how fucked up people can be.

I'm not one for religion anyway, but godammit do these guys take the celestial cake.

After every answer to question I just want to add "It also represents a penis." (See the film: A Mighty Wind) At the bottom of the FAQ page is a way for the common loon to ask a question of Kryon - I strongly recommend every one of us does so.

Well, the event starts Sunday. I have to go set up for it Saturday night, then run away as fast as I can before they make me wear black Nikes and purple robes.

I'll let y'all know what the hell went on afterwards.

Wish me luck and may Kryon live in your pants forever.