Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I'm shocked!


Apparently Jonathan Sharkey, AKA "The Satanic gubernatorial candidate from Minnesota" was arrested on some outstanding warrants.

I think God was behind these trumped up charges. I smell conspiracy.
More Info

thanks to Scotty F. for the info

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I was throwing some chicken bones earlier today (looking for tomorrow's lotto numbers) when my Goocha™ Omen Detector went off fortelling a purple aura shift over the celestial bodies (Minnesota is a Pisces, who knew?) and I can say with some conviction as a level four Druid (class of 378 d.e.)that democracy is waning for the vampire candidate.

Chip Lothor (keymaster)

lotto #s 6,14,23,27,39

Unknown said...

...and Bonus Number, Ranch dressing or a booger.

Andy said...

Jesus fucking Christ - the man strikes again.