Boy George is now in jail because he "had chained male escort Audun Carlsen to a wall at his apartment in London's hip Shoreditch neighborhood. Carlsen had also said the singer beat him with a metal chain."
C'mon, since when is it illegal to chain up a prostitute? Isn't that part of the package deal? Give the man a break. Tomorrow when Obama starts his presidency his first order of business should be to pardon Boy George.
Wait, hold on a minute. My fact checker is trying to get my attention.
Well, apparently England is a "sovereign" nation and we have no "jurisdiction" over them. Since when? Gordon Brown better watch his back. I'm just sayin'.
-Mr. DNA (give me time to realize my crime)
3 comments:
For real? This is the best story I've ever read.
I don't think boy george will thrive well in a prison environment.....
NM - For reals!
Manuel - I've read that the prison is paying off his cell mate to look after him.
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