The Rumble In My Bum(ble)

I think I just pooped out something that may come back to life in the bowels (pun intended) of the sewage system of this fair (to midland) township of Costa Mesa.

Ya see, I ate this sausage thing earlier and thought, "Man, that's gonna hurt on the way out." Turns out I was right, in the most painful and distressing of ways.

So as I sit here translating my ass pain into flimsy words, my butt flexes with flinching agony like Apollo Crede in the aftermath of the Ivan Drago bout.

Just thought y'all would wanna know.