it's plain as day, people...
FIRST you see The Tank
THEN you die.
Do it for Johnny...
"Hi, folks! Johnny Carson here, y'know folks recently I went and passed away. Too bad for me, but good for you since that's one extra spot at King Neptune's this weekend for that show featuring The Tank. Boy those young fellahs make Leif Garrett look like Adrian Zmed - Hey now!!"
Celebrity testimonials impersonated. Mr. Carson was not an official contributor to The Smart Patrol, and is unlikely to become one now that he has died. However we did come pretty close to letting George Burns join, but it turns out it was Rich Little just trying to pull one over on us. We were pretty mad at the time but had to respect Rich for trying, after all he is all washed up and stuff, poor bastard.
1 comment:
I found that post to be in very poor taste. However I am pleased that Johnny outlived Bob Hope who was a talentless, rancid old cuspidor. Shame on you Toby.
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