I don't know much about Scientology, but I would have to say that it's power pales in comparison to the Cult of Oprah.
Thanks anyway Tom, better luck on Regis and Kelly.
Is it just me but does ANYONE care about War Of The Worlds? - nah! didn't think so.
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Toby--this is how scientology works. the "Great Poo-Bah Tom" is wired with a Tesla Coil probably near his ass somewhere. Oprah is no match for a pseudo-religion based on Sci-fi backed by large doses of Electrical current. According to Tom this is exactly what happens when he and Katie H. wrestle on the couch. Additional note: according to a spokesperson for Oprah after this encounter with the High Priest Mr. Cruise she is now a Virgin once again.
"Hail Hubbard!"
oh yeah...War of the Worlds...yawned all the way through the trailer yesterday while seeing Batman Begins.
Get an original idea Hollywood and we might go back to the movies.
Now if we could only get a Yoda vs. Tom Cruise match we'd have ourselves a pay-per-view winner.
Few things online make me laugh outloud - this was one of 'em.
uh Toby...I uh...yoinked your TCruise gif and played it up on my blog...is that sort of thing kosher? or just Cheesy?
Cheesy? Heck no. I stole it from someplace m'self. It don't get more kosher.
Shalom!
Just to be super clear and fair. I DID NOT MAKE THE CRUISE GIF - I don't want to take credit for it, only the pithy remarks. The gif was posted at this address - http://www.jinxedmedia.com/tomcruise.gif and I'm just linking to it, so feel free to link to it (tho' attribution might be nice).
I was the one who made the gif.
I also invented Cheez-Wiz, but I digress....
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