NEIL AND THE MAN

By Eric Benderhoff
Cowtip Gazette
Published October 24, 2005

Famed songwriter and musician Neil Diamond seen here with arresting Officer Krumhold, was the subject of Cowtips first high speed chase. While out joyriding in his new Volkswagen Beetle, Mr. Diamond was clocked at a whopping 53 mph, far exceeding the maximum posted speed limit of 35.? Officer Krumhold pursued Mr. Diamond for almost 10 minutes before having to use extreme force to bring the pursuit to an end.? When asked for comment, Mr. Diamond replied "Are you kidding me?!?"

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