"Going in a different direction" barely begins to describe the stunning new line-up change undertaken by local pop band 'The Tank'.In a brief press conference today at a nearby Chuck E. Cheese's, Neil Diamond was presented as the band's new 'Co-Lead Singer'. The band seemed united behind Diamond, 64 who expressed excitement at the "new opportunities and far out jam sessions" that the future presents.
"Who ever heard of a 'Co-Lead Singer? This is total baloney sausage!" was yelled from a Cadillac Escalade hastily leaving the press conference. It was not immediately clear who was speaking.
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