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Great, robots that can run, and now chairs that can kill you. What are these scientist thinking?
"What we really need is a razor that hates (insert ethincity here) but loves (insert other ethnicity here) and tailors the shaving experience to maximize carnage."
All this technology yet we still insist on digging poop out of our butts with paper - odd.
(As a sidenote - how in the hell do I insert that "embed" tag in a post. I find stuff I want to share with my internet buddies (or the clumsier interbuds) yet I can't wuite get the hang. When I do it, it comes out as all text and no link.
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Great, robots that can run, and now chairs that can kill you. What are these scientist thinking?
"What we really need is a razor that hates (insert ethincity here) but loves (insert other ethnicity here) and tailors the shaving experience to maximize carnage."
"Good idea Bob, let's get on that!"
I like robots, but I don't like robots.
All this technology yet we still insist on digging poop out of our butts with paper - odd.
(As a sidenote - how in the hell do I insert that "embed" tag in a post. I find stuff I want to share with my internet buddies (or the clumsier interbuds) yet I can't wuite get the hang. When I do it, it comes out as all text and no link.
Puma dumb.
try reading the source for a page that does it right.
Also YouTube and Google Video will make the embed tags for you.
Andy,
about the toilet paper thing.
Bidet
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.
Bidet is pronounced using IPA: [bɨˈdeɪ] (US), [ˈbiːdeɪ] (UK).
Apparently the bidet was invented in the 19th century, quite a while before the robot chair.
And that's one to grow on. :)
when was the last time someone said "Speaking of bidets" in nice company eh?
I tell you the Smart Patrol is a regular meeting of the the minds.
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