Yacht Rock is back!!! Now with extra Bacon.

This special episode of Yacht Rock had it's west coast premiere at Channel 101's January 2008 Screening. Jimmy Buffet and the story of "Footloose." Enjoy!

Click the image to see the video.

F*ck You, Robosapien!!!

Testing Video

I'm just testing the video posting function. How did it work for you?

thePrisoner

Wasting Time? Try This

Vote Smart, vote S-mart Patrol

Answer a few questions and find your candidate.

Sorry folks, I ain't running.

thePrisoner (in '08)

Everybody Loves Old TV Theme Songs...

Thanks to Brent for this one. Watch the Ducktales video either first or last. It's a gooder.

http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes.html

Cheese Friday™ : Cheese from a friend

The Smart Patrol's one time contributer El Hombre Alto, and his girlfriend Yoshimi, were back in town over the holidays. They came bearing gifts too! Each gift was personalized to the receiver's taste and/or demeanor. thePrisoner was given Salt flavored Cup Noodles, our friend Tony received Milk flavored Cup Noodles, and I was bestowed with Cheese Curry flavored Cup Noodles. I think I won. Apparently even though he doesn't post or comment he still reads the site on occasion. El Hombre lives in Japan and we don't get to see him too much anymore. I didn't even get to see him while he was in town either (apparently family and close friends trump that guy you kinda know who was friends with one of your old roommates). thePrisoner passed along the gift to me.

I ate the noodles.

They were tasty (my son disagrees).

I want to say thank you to El Hombre and Yoshimi.
Your kind gift was greatly appreciated.


-Mr. DNA ('s wife will kill him if she finds out he spent time posting today instead of packing)

To the victor belong the spoils!

thePrisoner had (has?) a (some?) unwanted bunk mate(s) in his cell.
I told him I wasn't sure if the old school traps would work.
I was wrong, dead wrong.
Hopefully the little guy up there was the only invader.

The score right now is thePrisoner 1, rats 0.

Every time I think of rats, the movies Willard and Ben come to mind.
... I'm just saying.


In other news:

We haven't been posting lately, and for that I am sorry. But I will be continuing the non-post thing for a little while longer. I leave tomorrow for New Mexico. (You mean there's a NEW Mexico?) Española, NM to be exact (I know you don't care, but I'm telling you anyway).
Family stuff. I hear it's really cold there (awesome). The good part is it's only about 13 to 14 hours of driving. All. Night. Long. We drive at night so the kids can sleep on the way there (fingers crossed). I'm so glad I decided to cut down on Pepsi™ though (I'm down to only a couple a week, and some weeks none). Now the Rockstar™s that I'll be swigging on the drive should definately keep me awake (remember that one time I drove straight from Green Bay, WI to just west of Amarillo, Texas only stopping for gas? Good times). I'll soon be back leaving unwanted comments on your blogs in my never ending futile attempt to be funny. Take care.

-Mr. DNA (thinks you can never have too many parenthesis)

Do You Suck At Photoshop?

Happy Take-a-hobo To Lunch Day!!

Check out Tony and his new buddy "Wiley Slim" enjoying a yummy and
nutritious meal.