Now Tweeting!

As a desperate attempt to keep up with the flow of progress (and all the hip stuff that the kids are into) The Smart Patrol is now followable on Twittter.

Yes, now you have virtually no excuse for not checking in with your favorite Suburban Robots That Monitor Reality.

For those of you who are not familiar with Twitter it's a new-fangled mash up of the intarwebs and the tubes and the Mtv Video Games that gives those who have little (or nothing) to say even more powerful ways of not saying it. Oh Happy Day!

Seriously, it's a way that you can keep in touch with friends and loved ones (which is where I include The Smart Patrol) in groups or individually via the web or even via SMS text messaging.

If you decide to follow us (that's the term that Twitter uses, no Kool-Aid required) then whenever one of our contributors puts up something that you're sure to enjoy you will recieve a Tweet (another of their terms) and a link to our newest entry. Even on your iPhone, Blackberry, or BrandX Wireless Telephoning device.

All part of The Smart Patrol Entertainment Guarantee*, and always at no charge to you.

thePrisoner (is a tweet)

www.twitter.com/thesmartpatrol
*Guarantee not available in North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Oceana, Narnia, Africa, Australia, Dopey, Sneezy and Doc.

Merry Xmas!!!

Wishing all the best to you and yours.





-Mr. DNA and the Smart Patrol family.

Look At Me, I'm Cheesy!!

I just watched the latest episode of LA Ink, one of the guys getting a tattoo this week was a former client named Bobby Waldron and while he was getting the tat he actually mentioned the Belly Burner (his product) and they showed a clip of the commercial I directed. Seconds later he referred to it as 'cheesy' but frankly, I'll take what I can get! Someone once said that there's no such thing as bad publicity... right?

Look, I even clipped it out so you don't have to watch the whole mess, uh awesome show that I love and respect... and stuff.

thePrisoner (craves recognition & validation)

Why I'll Be Alone Again For Christmas...

I always do better on multiple choice, not 'fill-in-the-blank'.

thePrisoner (lied on the application)

as seen on failblog

Hey look another video! (Keywords "Prop 8")

We here at The Smart Patrol voted No on 8. And when I say "we" I mean me, because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who actually voted.

-Mr. DNA (votes)

Do you REALLY Like Football?

This guy does.