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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Monday, May 29, 2006
Thursday Knight Noise 3-D
In this edtion we dicsuss the following in no particular order:
Otter Pops, Diff'rent Strokes, worst injuries, car accidents, bicycles, skateboarding, people handcuffed to beds, sobriety check points
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
A 'Brief' Commercial Message?
How did they find time for the shows?
thePrisoner
Monday, May 22, 2006
Thursday Night Noise #2: Electric Boogaloo
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Sunday, May 21, 2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Scary Robots... Part IX
It's now time to just smash anything that looks like it could rise up and destroy you.
You'll thank me.
thePrisoner (salutes our robot overlords)
Thursday, May 18, 2006
You Heard It, You Cant Un-Hear It. (Well, we hope you heard it.)
The following items are things we learned that may help others out there who want to try podcasting themselves.
- 5 people + 4 mics = problem.
- 3 minutes is about the longest people can stand the "helium voice" pitch bend.
- Make sure all the mics are set at the same level and everyone is talking at the same volume.
- When you have 5 people trying to do a podcast, have a moderator. It makes it really hard to edit when everyone is talking over each other.
- Try to keep your topics on track. Finishing a story makes for a better podcast.
- Don't stay up 'til 6:30 AM on Mother's Day editing your podcast when you have to be somewhere at Noon.
We were really hoping to get more comments and suggestions for the podcast. Please feel free to send us ideas of what you would like to hear (or not hear) and let us know what we can do to make Thursday Knight Noise better.
And if you haven't heard the podcast yet check out the previous posts and give it a listen. We'd like to hear from you about what you liked, what you didn't and what you'd like us to add to the podcast.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Charlie Chaplin Got Married On My Roof
Charlie Chaplin
In 1915, Charlie Chaplin won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
This anecdote is, of course, very amusing, ironic, and charming.
But imagine if he had won first prize.
Everyone would have said, "What a dick!"
There is a lesson to be learned from this. As soon as I guess what it is, I'll let you know
thePrisoner (what a... no, that's not it)
Get Skype Now, especially if your name is Justin
SKYPE OUT IS FREE
SkypeOut is the feature of Skype that would let you call a phone, a real phone, a landline if you will, and now it's free.
If you don't have a landline, or don't have long distance, it's worth a try.
thePrisoner (free is good)
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Can We Make It Any Easier?
If you REALLY have to see our ugly mugs in living color, this enhanced podcast is brought you you by YouTube... and of course Pepsi.
thePrisoner (R&D Budget $0)
NOTE: The images aren't really lining up with the audio correctly in this format. We love YouTube but for the best version of the podcast download it and watch/listen on your iPod or in iTunes. We love you Apple, send us free stuff.
Mr. Kamikaze (hoping for a free iSight camera)
Our First Official Podcast
A Mother's Day gift to all our friends. Fourteen minutes of prattle, but made with love for your ears (eyes optional). Please enjoy, comment, laugh, cry, and above all, stick it out past the first 3 minutes. You'll get used to the squeaky voices, I promise.
thePrisoner (Head of R&D)
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Thursday, May 11, 2006
I Miss My Youth
I guess this could have been used for Cheese Friday. Sorry Guy, didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
If This Guy Can Do It...
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Uh Yeah...
I'm not even sure what to say. Toby and I saw this and figured it would fall under the category of "inappropriate" toys. Shame on you Ray Romano, shame on you.
Monday, May 08, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Just Thought I'd Say...
I have no idea how everyone watched this thing for years on end.
Also, Big Love (another HBO yawn fest) sucks butt too.
Anyway...
Friday, May 05, 2006
Cheese Friday: My drug of choice.
Drug dealers are mixing small amounts of heroin with crushed Tylenol PM tablets and selling it cheap at Dallas schools, the newest low-cost high available to kids.
Police have found the mixture, dubbed "cheese," at 11 Dallas schools, including several middle schools, this school year. Officials are investigating whether the mixture played a role in the death of an 18-year-old Monday.
Witnesses told police that the woman, who was to graduate from Pinkston High School this year, had been doing cheese and drinking, according to a police report.
Read more.
I love "doing" cheese and drinking. I can't think of a better way to start the day. Why won't the man just let me be.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Apple Unveils Newest iPod Accessory
ORANGE COUNTY, CA- Today Apple Computer™ unveiled the new 'Scion Xa' a joint project developed with Toyota Motor Sales™. The Scion is a completely self contained music environment designed to utilize the enormously popular iPod™ digital music player.
"Forget portable, this mofo is mobile" declared beta tester Jason Turnbaugh at the unveiling.
The Scion is powered by a 1.5 liter internal combustion engine which far surpasses the iPod's internal battery life of up to 10 hours.
Self contained and weather resistant, the Scion can also be used as a passenger vehicle.
--thePrisoner (is jealous)
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Totally Worth The Money.
Hey Kids,
as you might've heard, thePrisoner has been having some work done to the ole' sled. With the impending apocalypse and subsequent zombie hoards running rampant over much of north central Orange County I decided it was a good time to splurge on the 'good' tires, and a few extras to boot.
But like the man said "If my Urban Pacification Vehicle's a-rockin' don't come a knockin' "
If only it was available in Arctic Blue.
thePrisoner (sleep deprived since 3am)
Monday, May 01, 2006
What does this photo say to you?
Photo credit: Los Angeles Times
I know I'm setting this up for some snarky responses.
Isn't this what history looks like? I remember in high school we studied the Vietnam Moratorium (for about 10 minutes) it seems like a similar thing. Or will this be buried in controversy like The (Quarter) Million Man March and reduced to a footnote in the 2006 Yearbook?
It seems that history must always be happening, even while we are at work, or sleeping or sleeping at work. Only time will truly tell us when the history really in our lifetimes. However I'd like to think something important, and positive comes of this.